Ricardo the Dinosaur got an idea one day, the idea was to jump off the roof onto a giant piece of cheese. But, when he jumped, he realized the cheese wasn't there, and he got really scared. But then, he saw a giant spider down there, and the spider held out his arms to catch him. Then, the spider caught him and took him to his secret lair. In the secret lair, was Taylor Swift and she was singing Ariana Grande's songs, and the spider was like, "Nuh uh."
And then Ricardo was like, "AAAHHHHHH."
And then the spider ate Ricardo. But then, it was one to many things to eat and he got really fat and turned into a lemon. Then it had to go find Selena Gomez in Fairbanks, Alaska. He had to roll all the way there. Selena said, "Whoops can't help you, go find Demi Lovato in Southern Pine, North Carolina. The spider said, "Bro do you know how much physical activity I just did?" But he rolled there anyways. And Demi Lovato used her magical powers to turn him into a monkey and they all lived happily ever after except for Ricardo the Dinosaur because he got regurgitated as a Pegasus and he flew away and met a left foot named Mariska. They got married and had flying foot children but then the monkey came back and ate all the feet children because he was very hungry. The left foot named Mariska moved because she was so sad and divorced Ricardo. She became an actress foot. Ricardo became a male dinosaur stripper. He ate knock off Hershey's Nutella because he couldn't afford the original. The Fucking End.