The Interrogation of The Lyoko Warriors
Disclaimer: Apparently I don't own code Lyoko Summary: Ask the lyoko warriors anything you want.
Authors Note: Hey guys please review this is my first ever story. Since I just started this story I will make up some questions. My real name is Ryan but just call me Joey
I dare Ulrich to take Yumi to a five – star restaurant.
Odd I dare you to verse me in a pizza eating competition
Jeremy I dare you to kill Aelita on lyoko (sorry Aelita fans)
Yumi I dare you to paint Sissi's room black.
Aelita I dare you to take Jeremy's laptop and smash it with a Jack Hammer
Everyone (but Xana) goes to lyoko, materialize Xana's monsters and use them against him.
William start a fight with Ulrich
Xana I dare you to kiss Aelita
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Ulrich: Uh…uh…maybe later
Odd: Alright! Pizza! (Runs off to pizza eating contest)
Jeremy: (virtualizes himself on lyoko and commits suicide so he doesn't have to do the challenge
Yumi: (laughs manically)
Aelita: (grabs Jack hammer and smashes Jeremy's laptop) Now you won't spend so much time on the computer!
Jeremy: Why couldn't I have died instead!
Everyone: Wohooo! (Materializes Xana's monsters and make them shoot him.
Xana: (grabs Jack hammer off Aelita and slowly defeats his own monsters)
William: Fight me Stern!
Ulrich: Gladly Dunbar! (Knocks William out in one punch.
Yumi: Go Ulrich!
Hiroki: Alright!
Yumi: Hey! You're not supposed to be here! Get lost!
Hiroki: Make me!
Yumi: I'll call mum
Hiroki: (runs all the way home)
Xana: Ughh….just thinking of that is disgusting…. I'm not doing it
Aelita: Hey! I'm not disgusting I will prove it to you (kisses Xana on the lips)
Xana: Damn she's a good kisser (makes out with Aelita)
Aelita: Hey! Just because I'm a good kisser doesn't mean you or Jeremy can take advantage of me.
Xana and Jeremy: (start crying)
Jeremy: Wait! Why are we crying? I have an idea! (Whispers in Xana's ear)
Xana: (kisses Jeremy)
Me: (starts listening to Break Away on IPod touch)
Ulrich: (steals IPod off me)
Me: Give that back
Ulrich: Make me!
Me: I will! (pulls katana out of thin air)
Ulrich: Haha (pulls out two katanas) two is better then one!
Me: Well see about that! (grabs Yumi and holds her hostage) Now what are you going to do huh Ulrich!
Ulrich: I'll show you what I'm going to do (grabs Yumi pulls her into a spin and kisses her)
Yumi: Oh Ulrich you're so sweet.
Odd: Get a room you two! I'm trying to listen to break away on the iPod touch!
Ulrich and Me: Triplicate!
Ulrich: Ha Odd! Now what are you going to do! There is six of us surrounding you! I always been able to beat you and I still can now!
Odd: Great work buddy! You're getting better at math!
Jeremy: Your not so good at math yourself Odd. I'm going to teach you.
Odd: (whimpers)
Jeremy: (Jeremy smacks Odd on the head with math book) what's the square root of pi?
Odd: uhhh… ummmm… 3.94?
Jeremy: it's….not….possible….Odd got….it….right.
Everybody but odd: (faints)
Me: I command Odd speaks in French.
Odd: Au revoir (bye bye).
Ulrich: Hey! You're not leaving! I haven't diced you into pieces yet!
Odd: dois-je encore parler français? (Should I still speak French?)
Me: Yes you should
Ulrich and Me: (Dice Odd into pieces on lyoko and then get devirtulized)
Yumi: I'm hungry. Who wants to go to McDonalds?
Odd: Double bacon fromage burger ici moi Venez! (Double bacon cheese burger her I come!)
Aelita: What's a double bacon cheese burger?
Me: Odd you don't have to speak French anymore
Jeremy: you don't….
Odd: a double bacon cheese burger is only the best burger McDonalds make! Man if Ulrich would ask his parents for some money I would steal it and buy as many double bacon cheese burgers as I could.
Ulrich: …..
Yumi: I want to tell everybody the big fat truth. I HATE ULRICH!
Ulrich: Can I please have that love ray you made Jeremy?
Jeremy: Fine. But only because you also hate Odd.
Odd: Hey! I take offense to that!
Jeremy: I hope you do
Ulrich: (grabs love ray off Jeremy, shoots it without looking and it hits Aelita)
Aelita: Oh come here Ulrich so we can make out (makes kissing noises)
Yumi: I always knew you were cheating on me Ulrich. (Starts walking home crying)
Hiroki: Alright! High five Ulrich!
Ulrich: Yumi! Wait! (Runs after Yumi)
Hiroki: But…But….That's not fair (walks over and starts kicking Odd complaining that he won't stop until teenagers start respecting him)
Me: Hiroki go home and I will give you a 3ds
Hiroki: Alright!
Odd: No fair! I don't feel like eating anymore (throw double bacon cheese burger at the wall)
Me: Did…did….Odd just….reject food?
Odd: Yes I did!
Sissi: OMG! Who stole my strawberry lipstick?
Odd (drawing pictures with sissi's lipstick on sissi's mirror)
Sissi: Uhhh….Odd?
Odd: Yes?
Sissi: I…I…I love you
Odd: I will love you to. WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!(Pushes Sissi off a cliff so big that no one actually knows how big it is because no one has ever made it to the bottom. People who fell of the cliff a Thousand years ago are still falling down)
Ulrich: Hey guys! We're back.
Yumi: Ulrich lets go kiss each other for ages.
Ulrich: (blushes heavily) Uhhh….yeah sure Yumi
Jeremy: Ulrich…. Did you use the love ray on Yumi?
Ulrich: Uhhhh….. Maybe….ok yes but I had a good reason. She was going to go back to Japan and if she went back to Japan we might not win in the fight against Xana.
Odd Good one Ulrich! Now Einstein has to do a return to the past!
Ulrich: Well since Joey won't remember the return to the past. Joey Will you marry me?
Jeremy: Return to the past now!
Me: meheheheh I remembered the return to the past Ulrich!
Ulrich: don't tell Yumi ok
Me: FINE! I WON'T TELL YUMI THAT YOU PROPOSED TO ME.
Yumi: How could you Ulrich?