May was sniffling at Ash's Watmel Berries, but she was caught. Boo fuck hoo.
The pair of angry looking guards with frowning faces brought May to Ash, who laid on his back on a throne, looking relaxed yet somewhat sassy. In his groin proudly stood an erect phallus with a lit cigar sticking out of his rather gargantuan dickhole. Rather lazily, he motioned them to move away. They did.
He waved them off again. They did.
He placed himself more comfortably, so others would see his repertoire. The tip of the cigar lit up as Ash sucked it with his dickhole, and his eyes reddened and veins appeared. He pulled the cigar out with a pop and moved it upper...closer to his face...
...closer to his mouth...
...and...actually stuck the cigar up his nostril. Afterwards, he snapped at May with a furious belch, ejecting the smoke out of his maw. She flinched at the smell of potent tabacco and an unwashed mouth. Ash laughed at her.
Soon, he blocked his other free nostril with a finger, and sucked with the occupied one, until the cigar expired. He threw the remains away, bent over with his butt pointed at May and farted hard. It sounded more like an explosion rather than cowardice, the substance which followed killed one guard, another one just vomited his brains out and died. May laughed dumbly.
Ash took another cigar, lit it and stuck the hot side in his eye, burning it, hurting himself, ridding himself partially of vision.
May laughed more and crawled towards Ash. He saw her, and she had her hands bent near her chest, which made her look like a dog, standing on hind legs. Before her master.
He pointed at his dick. It was all veiny, angry, throbbing and waving here and there. She looked at Ash with a caring smile. He rubbed the behind of her head.
In a brink of a second May smashed her head at the erection, rudely smashing her own eye with it. Ash took advantage and gave her an alternate skullfuck, and she seemed to like it.
The cigar burned and stuck in Ash's eye. He had an immediate idea. He bent over while the girl skullfucked herself with him. He stuck the cigar in her genital cavity as the burning end was in his eye. He moved his head back and forth, fucking her with the cigar, but since her hole sucked on it, his eye was burned even further. He shrieked in fury and forcefully ripped the cigar in his eye. He was so mad at the still burning cigar, that he finished it off by pushing it at her clitoris. May cursed.
End of the line.