*note: this is the oldest head-canon/fanon- dates back to 2010. I really loved this head-canon because I really want Willy to have more screentime because he is so cute, I love Jocko because he is better than sandler. They supposed to go on a quest but I changed my mind because of a cockatoo from Jack and Jill. Cockatoo is the best character from Jack and jill, he was supposed to be Nigel past life head-canon, but Nigel has his own tragic backstory. Yes this is a crossover of '50 first dates', 'waterboy', 'jack and jill'. Why Waterboy because I want the mule to have a special treatment because he had a small role*
(were 50 first dates left off, some penguin- Whilly escaped with is walrus freind- jocko. They search for there good old freind Henry.)
Jocko- why do you want to look for him, Whilly
Willy- I was his pet man, then he left me and I must find him
Jocko- are you sure, is been years
Willy- Don't judge me, I felt I serve no purpose but just a decoration
Jocko- your over reacting, here let's go to tiki hut bar
Willy- fine, but after one Hawaiian blue we must go
(enters the bar but a mule- Steve is on the floor)
Willy- Oh my Empoleon, Jocko help this poor mule)
Jocko- let me give him a kiss of life *performs CPR*
Steve- Oh Spirit, that taste like fish *spits* (sees the dou) A penguin and a walrus, I must be very drunk *vomits*
Willy- you not drunk, we are real *grabs a bottle of water* drinks some
Steve- thanks guys, *gulps* this the first time someone sees me as a character
Willy- what happen to you
Steve- I...was a family pet, until my boy become a star of a football team. I was supposed to be some team mascot or something special but nothing.
Willy- awwww, your poor thing. (jocko hugs the mule) that's okay
Jocko- what treatment you want
Steve- I want is attention like that boy, I want to see as a person and a friend.
Willy- Jackass
Jocko- Willie, your language. There, there, look I could be your pal
Steve- really?
Jocko- yeah, walrus are famous for keeping packs together like a big happy family.
Willy- until they find love
Jocko- Willy, please be polite
Steve- what's gone into to him
Jocko- he is feeling left out because he was a pet of Henry *shows the picture*
Steve- that looks like my boy but older
Willy- could be the same person
Jocko- Every changed when he went on a date, he feels that he lost his love
Willy- He even give me this red shirt *puts his cute iconic red hawaiian shirt* and after that I become a regular zoo animal.
Steve- feel a little jelly
Willy- *sniffs* yeah, all I want is partner
Steve- you got Jocko, he is big and sweet
Willy- I have to look after him because of his *whispers* gas issues *joko breaks wind* you now what mean
Steve- yes, I see that your a every good freind of that walrus. You also have to be greatfull that your a close freind of Joko
Willy- I understand *sniffs* I understand that a walrus is willing to be looked after a penguin.
Steve- And understand what a mule need- a herd that looks after each other *hugs the penguin*
Willy- *cooing*
Jocko- see your more than just a phase
(a cockatoo- Poopsie enters the bar)
Steve- awww poor little guy
Willy- what happen to him
Steve- he just a minor show off like you but, replaced the rom-com part with siblings coming together. The worst part is, he got left behind on a boat
Willy- oh my
Joko- and he is from Jack and Jill
Willy- oh my flipping eyes. Steve, did you talk to him
Steve- yes, but he wan to go on revenge mission to get Adam Sandler- true form of Henry and Jack/jill
Willy- Sandler, why he wants to get the sandman. Let me talk to him about feelings
Steve- Willy no, he is a bird killer
Poopsie- I must find that Sandler guy so I...(sees Willy) how can I help you
Willy- ummmm is just me or that guy kinda looks familiar
Poopsie- that is Adam Sandler, he made me played a tiny role in the worst movie in history
Willy- and in the story, he abandoned you
Poopsie- yeah, I'll get my revenge.
wllly- how can you do it, there is fourth wall
Poopsie- I'll show him who is the real star. I'll go to Argentina to star on Telenovelas
Willy- how is that possible
Poopsie- I'm a talking bird, first call me Nigel. Get ready Sandler, i'll poop on you party *laughs, flies away*
Jocko- Willy are you okay
Steve- man that bird is mad on Sandler...I mean Henry...I mean my boy
Jocko- what are we going to do, who knows what he's going to do when he;s a telenovela star
Whilly- ummm guys do you want to go on my tiki hut
Jocko- for what
Whilly- If we wait for his telenovela comes out, so we could bring action
Steve- I don't like Telenovelas but I'll going to like the one is going to star on a bird
Jocko- If gets good ratings and becomes a part of stardom *bam* we strike at him. Any one agree
Whilly- I agree because your guys are my true friends
Steve- whilly, is it possible that Hanry, my boy, jack/jill are the same person
Whilly- If Nigel sandyman theory are true sooo may be
Jocko- agree, here Steve let me take you to the tiki hut for telenovela about cockatoo
Whilly- I'll wear this top *where his iconic Hawaiian shirt*
(end)
Reference- this is a love letter to people that loves (fandom) and hates (hatedom) Adam Sandler's acting career. This has no connection to other of my fanfics.