Tidus' Fantasy
(Disclaimer: I don't own ffx. But I am wearing socks.)
Tidus was on the shore of Zanarknane. He looked down and began to cry.
" What's wrong?" Rikku asked.
" I'M FAT!" Tidus cried out.
So the next day, they took him to weight watchers.
Tidus lost 50 pounds and became anorexic.
after that, they locked him in a box where he ate Blitzballs. Then Tidus became cured, so he had a big celebration party for
everyone.
Rikku went to Auron and they began to make out. Auron loved making out with girls half his age since he was a geezer and
a pimp. Who he really would have liked to screw around with was Tidus, but he was waiting for the perfect opportunity.
" Who's da man?" Auron asked and Rikku giggled. He paid her 500 gil and they did it in the temple.
" Where's Rikku?" Tidus asked Wakka, who was staring down Lulu's dress.
" Uhh...ya know?"
" What the hell?" Tidus shook his head, then looked in a mirror that came out of no where and began to cry.
" I'm ugly!" He wailed.
" Five bucks says that I can make that worth your while," Seymour said. Tidus took the money and they walked to the temple.
" That was disturbing," lulu told Wakka. He shrugged and picked up Lulu's moogle doll. " Mind if I use this?"
Lulu shrugged so Wakka put the doll down his pants.
"Yunalesca is a slut," Yuna said. " And I'm damn annoying. Please kill me and end my sad existence."
" Okay," Cid said and shot her in the head.
" Yay!" Everyone shouted.
And they lived happily ever after.
tHE End.
(A/N: Should I add another chapter? I already know I'm good. And for anyone who wants to know, Laguna wears a thong. I also know that Tidus wears boxers and Auron wears pink frilly panties.)