I LOVE JESUS!

Set directly after 2x20 –the LOATHING episode. It's great when Jackson gets involved with Lilly and Miley's dress-ups. He is just too funny.

The man-stench episode is my fave though. I can't get over Olliver's advice about the air fresheners.

Of Elvis and Sandwiches

Lilly bit her lip thoughtfully, "Hey… you still have that Elvis costume?"

Jackson sighed, "You expect me to find it in my room?"

Lilly shrugged remembering the horror that was Jackson's room, "it was just a thought."

Jackson got up and left the couch, he came back moments later with the Elvis wig on. "Good thing it was in dad's room." He pointed his finger out like a pistol at her. "So how you doing baby?" he asked putting on the accent.

Lilly got up, grinning. "I'm going to make a peanut butter sandwich."

He put his hand over his heart dramatically. "You – Lilly Truscott – know the way to a man's heart… but don't tell Miley" he added the last part in a half whisper.

"…For me." Lilly finished.

Jackson pouted and squinted at her, "Just to think, I was going to invite you into the family."

She broke out laughing. "Yeah, how were you going to do that?"

Jackson got down on his knee, picking up the accent again ridiculously, "You and me, baby. You know you can't deny it."

Lilly broke out laughing again. Miley came down clutching her award in her hand, she hadn't put it down for the last two days. "Oh no." she stopped dead in her tracks when she saw Jackson. "I know the Elvis hair makes you feel super confident and all… but you can't seriously be thinking about proposing in the kitchen."

Lilly and Jackson exchanged looks. "Yeah, and I said yes." She shrugged, "I can't help it. I just can't resist 'the king.'"

Miley smirked and took the hairpiece off her brother. "Good thing I know you're joking. After that performance the other night marrying into my family would be the last thing any sane person would want to do."

Lilly and Jackson shared a grin; it was hilarious watching Hannah (a.k.a Miley) try to bring peace to the family. "It can't be that bad…" Lilly said to Miley, "You do get cool clothes."

"Fine!" Miley threw her arms up in the air. "Marry Elvis here. But don't say I didn't warn you away from making a terrible mistake." She left dramatically taking the wig with her.

Jackson rubbed his hands together, "so how about that sandwich?"

"I might have made one for Elvis" she said flippantly, biting down on the breaded masterpiece she made for herself. He pouted again. She sighed, "but you did share your popcorn with me," she replied tearing the sandwich in half and handing it over.

"Thanks Lilly" he said, taking a bite and then finishing his sentence with his mouth full "you know, if it were up to me, you could join the family officially any day."

She smiled at him, "was that another proposal?"

He shrugged, "who knows? It could be a marriage of convenience. You could help me escape all this and I could…" he stopped. What could he do? He swallowed his mouthful of sandwich and leant over as he kissed her on the lips quickly making sure he had time for a speedy exit, "and I could be your hunka, hunka, burning love…" he half-called, as he was making a beeline for the door.

Lilly smirked as she watched him run away. "You know, I just might take you up on that offer." She said to herself, going to the couch and flipping on the television. Yep. She thought watching the screen. I could defiantly do a lot worse than Jackson Stewart... even if he wasn't really as cool as Elvis.

Review or Rico will deviously plot to kiss Miley again... and nobody wants that! (well, except Rico).