Mario and Luigi in: Christmas Shopping
It's a snowy day in the Mushroom Kingdom and Mario and Luigi are Christmas shopping in Toad-Mart.
"Hey, Mario! Look at this, "Tickle Me Elmo's Revenge"?" calls a puzzled Luigi.
"Hmm. I thought these went out of fashion years ago!" replies Mario.
"Whatever, It says "Locks onto nearby people and massacres them" What does 'massacres' mean, Bro?"
A Toad walks by. "Ha Ha! You like Elmo! Elmo's gay!" The Tickle Me Elmo doll leapt from the box and murdered the Toad, leaving the floor in a mess of blood and guts. "Fludd! Cleanup on Aisle 7!" Fludd sprayed everything away.
"Well, look at this!" says Mario. "A Toadiks Cube! I never won it!" Luigi takes it off Mario and solves it in 5 seconds flat. The brothers walked out of the store, Mario sulking while Luigi is gloating about his 1337 skillzorz.
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