(A/N: I was bored! Credits to Neil Cicieraga for his 'Wizard Swears' Video.)
"Excuse me."
"Yes?"
"You're sitting on my spot."
"I don't see your name on it."
"I don't see yours, either. Normal people would make a move, you know."
"Not Malfoys. We move when we want to."
"Well, Malfoy, Weasleys don't tolerate this. So I'd appreciate if you'd move."
"I don't give a rat's tail for your appreciation, Weaslette. Now sod off."
"I do not want to sod off!"
"Then you can stay here and watch me, like you so obviously want to."
"What a conceited git! I most very well do not want to watch – "
"Try not to drool. It's highly unattractive."
"You – "
"Now will you let me read in peace, or not?"
"Not! Not until you move!"
"You're such a stubborn bitch, Weasley. Sit here and watch me in silence, or just sod off."
"Don't tell me to sod off, Malfoy. You don't – "
"Hagrid's buttcrack."
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"
"Get your ears checked."
"You bloody bastard!"
"Blast-ended skank."
"You son of a b – "
Pause.
"You did not just kiss me."
"Will you shut up, now? Or do you need another demonstration?"
"Son of a banshee."
(A/N; Like I said, I was bored! Please, please, pleeeeease review.)