TITLE: WRONG ASSUMPTIONS, BAD JOKES
TITLE: WRONG ASSUMPTIONS, BAD JOKES
Rating: T
Summary: Everyone makes the wrong assumptions because of a bad joke.
Chapter 1
WRONG ASSUMPTIONS, BAD JOKES
Edward's POV
"Where could it be?" I muttered to myself.
I was inside Renesmee's room looking for the book Wuthering Heights. This was a book Bella read to Renesmee last night, but Bella didn't finish, I guess Renesmee wants me to finish it for her. I went to the far end of the room where the bookshelf is located. I immediately found the book and I ran to Renesmee. But I found Rosalie blocking my way.
"Rosalie! Please get out of my way." I said impatiently.
"No. Edward please make love with me now." She said as she straightened up to emphasize her breasts.
I didn't look down. I looked straight at her face. Instead, I pushed her out of my way, but she caught my shirt and I was suddenly on top of her in our bed- mine and Bella's. I struggled to get free and I tried reading her mind, but she was thinking of other things. I shuddered. I couldn't believe she had a strong hold on me. Without warning, she pulled me toward her and she kissed me while her hands worked with my chest. I had enough and slapped her in the face.
"Rosalie. Leave me alone." I opened the window in our room and threw her out. I hurriedly went to Renesmee but she wasn't there.
Renesmee's POV
Where could daddy be? He's so long! What was that? A sound of a creaking bed? Daddy's sleeping? I hurriedly went to my Mommy and Daddy's room and saw Daddy on top of Aunt Rosalie. Their lips were together and Aunt Rosalie was rubbing Daddy's chest. What is this? I guess I'll ask Mommy. With that in my mind, I hurriedly went to Mommy back to Carlisle's house.
Bella's POV
"Hi Alice! What's up?" I asked her as I got into the kitchen.
She looked at me. I hurried to her side and patted her arm.
"What's wrong?" I asked anxiously.
"Renesmee's on her way alone Bella. At least I think it's her, I can't see properly. Bella, whatever Renesmee shows you, don't believe it right away okay? Listen to Edward first." She told me.
I just nodded. Judging by her looks, it's something bad.
"Thank you Alice." I said as I kissed her right cheek and went out of the kitchen to meet Renesmee.
And there she was in Carlisle's arms and it looked like she was showing something to him. As Renesmee lowered her hand, Carlisle looked at me sadly and worriedly.
I rushed to his side and took Renesmee out of his arms. Carlisle together with Esme, Emmett and Jasper went to the kitchen were Alice was. After a few seconds they went out of the kitchen and went outside through the front door. They looked at me from a distance and stayed there. I looked at Renesmee and she placed her hand on my cheek. I saw the whole thing. Edward on top of Rosalie. Making love on our bed. She put down her hand and looked at me, worried.
"Mommy, what's wrong?" Renesmee asked.
"Nothing's wrong dear." I said as I softly kissed the top of her head.
At the same time, I smelled Jacob's scent. Good timing too. I needed my hands free for later.
"Hiya Bella!" greeted Jacob, half-naked.
"Hi Jacob!" I said. A greeted him with a smile that I hoped didn't betray my anger.
"My Jacob!" said Renesmee, reaching out to him impatiently.
"Don't tell Jacob anything, okay Renesmee?" I whispered to her only.
She nodded. In a short time, I was by Jacob's side. I gave her to Jacob and then Renesmee kissed him on the cheek. I saw Jacob blush scarlet.
"Um, Be-Bella, we're go-going to Charlie to-today. I-it's fine ri-right?" he stuttered.
I smiled. It's amazing what Renesmee could do to Jacob. I nodded and watched them go. Within second, they were gone.
I sensed that my family was inside the house already. Because when I looked at the place they stood at earlier, they were gone. Just when I was to look at them behind me, Edward arrived and kissed me. I didn't want to break the passionate kiss, but I tasted Rosalie's breath on Edward's lips and I slapped him on the face.
"Bella!" Edward said in surprise.
"How dare you kiss me like that?! You just made love with Rosalie! How could you?!" I shouted and went to his room and slammed the door hard.
END OF CHAPTER 1!! Please review before you read the last chapter!