A Very Death Eater New Year

After remembering the tragedy of last year, Voldemort decided to organized the Christmas party himself this year. He thought it would be less painful to celebrate that shitty muggle holiday if he was the one to choose what the activities were.

However, Voldemort wasn't quite the Martha Stewart host. Even after reading her book, he was not sure he did everything right.

The first step according to that Muggle was to decided what kind of party he wanted to host. She gave three major choices: sit-down dinner, cocktail party or buffet. Since he thought that buffet reminded him too much of the Chinese restaurants he discovered back in his trip in the USA and that sitting down everyone at a single table without having to face murder would be too difficult, he chose to make an ''elegant cocktail party'', whatever it meant.

Afterwards, he had to decided of the guest list. One thing he was sure about, he wanted to throw a gigantic party with all the Death Eaters and his friends. Martha's advice was to send invitations by email, post or phone. Still, the Dark Lord thought he would be more convenient to made his servants' mark burn with excruciating pain and then announced them that their presence would be requiered. Even if Mrs Stewart said he should invite everyone 3 weeks in advance, he decided 3 days were enough.

When it came to the menu, Voldemort was not going to rack is brain over. He simply gently asked Narcissa to take care of the little bouchée and hors-d'oeuvre, or he would tear apart her son limb by limb.

Then, the might muggle woman advised him to make a list and a schedule of the D day. His was pretty simple

10 AM: Beat the house elf until they decorate the house elf

11 AM: Hide the dead bodies and dead elf in the basement

12 AM: Lunch Break

1 PM: Watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow part 2

2 PM: Play Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban on Xbox

3 PM: Kidnap muggles

5 PM: Take a bath because filthy with blood

6 PM: General Panic because nothing is done/ Narcissa arrives and save the day

7 PM: First Guest

7: 05 PM : Last Guest

7: 06 PM: Crucio the late guests

8 PM: Food and alcohol is served

9 PM: Guest go to ballroom

10 PM: Announce gift

10:05 PM: announce it was a joke

10: 10 PM: Dancefloor is open

11 PM: Kill a few prisoner previously saved for later

12 PM: Celebrate

Martha also reminded him to stock on with alcoholic brevages. Since Bellatrix drank like a man and all the other death eaters had no limits, he had to empty is cellar in order to make sure he would have enough booze.

Voldemort then check is IPHONE for good music. He made a list named ''Christmas Party '' It was full of the last hits like Potter Rock Anthem, Teach me How to Dobby, W R Styltherin, Good Morning Voldemort, Like it's Quidditch, Harry Potter and the Steamy Slow Jam…

The last step according to Martha was to enjoy the party. It was surely going to be an epic event…

Like previously promised, CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

You have to read A Very Death Eater Christmas, to understand the fallowing part ***

Well it's more a New Year special because, as always, I'm late. Yes, I am supposed to be in the shower right now getting ready for a date, but here I am, editing this...

So Merry Christmas to y'all! I hope you had a wonderfull time, with your family or friends. I hope you got great gifts too xoxoxo

P.s. All the songs on Voldie's Iphone are real. Youtube them you'll see ;) I don't own any of this songs, so if you own them and are mad, tell me I'll remove the name. ( I'm just trying to give you more views on youtube sorry)

Love, Eva

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