Shlerik
Once upon a time there were two guys that went to the same high school. The first was Erik. Erik was over 6 feet tall and only 15. Erik always spoke his mind and he always wore bowties. Then there was Shlomo. Shlomo was about 6 feet tall and had glasses and a pony tail.
One day, Erik announced in English Class that it was time for him to mate. But unfortunately, Erik's girlfriend didn't want to carry a baby inside of her. But Amadea (Erik's girlfriend) and his two super awesome friends Jacob and Maria had a genius idea. They were going to mix the sperm of two of the best people they had meet and make the baby in a test tube. Jacob aid "Hey guys. Why don't we have Erik and Shlomo have a baby"?
"Yes. And we could name it, Shlerik" said Maria.
"I like it." said Amadea.
So, Jacob and Maria had to get Shlomo's semen and Amadea was tasked with getting Erik's semen. Jacob saw a jar of Shlomo's semen in his pony tail. So he hatched up a plan. Maria distracted Shlomo with a great improve scene about Goth guinea pigs and Jacob extracted. They then headed to the school science lab and Amadea was there waiting for them. She got the semen rather easily. "I just said pretty please with fan boys on top and he gave it to me" said Amadea. So Kambaja mixed the semen in to a test tube with some chemicals and they all waited nine months.
Nine months later. Erik and Shlomo were very excited to have their new baby. They named it Shlerik just like Maria said. It was born 2 feet tall with a pony tail and a bow tie. It later became a world champion in twerking just like his god father Jacob. And they all lived happily ever after.
THE END