Hilarious!...not!

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"Dobe..."

"Teme"

"I hate you"

"I hate you more"

"Damn you"

"F--k you"

"I curse you"

"Damn that curse of the moronic snake girly-man"

"Orochimaru? Yes, damn him for making me do this.."

"Did I ever tell you that ur heavy?"

"No, how the heck do u eat all that ramen and stay so light?"

"Why do everyone ask me that?"

"Dobe"

"I love you teme"

"I hate you"

"I love you"

"I hate you"

"I love you"

"I hate you"

"I love you"

"I love you"

"I love you too teme!"

Glare...

"Now do you mind getting off of me dobe?"

"I would, but Kakashi-sensei tied us up like this."

Sasuke's member started to twitch because they are extremely close. And their mouths are almost touching. He faught the will to blush.

"Ugh...I will kill ero-sensei later for this and burn every orange little book of his and make sure he watches them burn to askes.."

Sasuke finds this mildly amusing and seeing this about their teacher he gave a smirk.

OK if any of you are confused...they are in bed together...kakashi tricked them there...and tied them up after using a sleeping jutsu on them. naruto is lying on top of sasuke and he is on the bottom and on top of the bed. They were stripped of their clothes and except of their boxers and lying on each other. But earlier sasuke was on top which naruto flipped to be on top since sasuke is heavy. There was a very awkward silence there and they both just laid there...and a few minutes later there were grunts and more curses.

"Damnit! I can't get loose!"

"Dobe if you keep moving ur going to get rope burns."

"...Ugh!" RRRRIIPPP!

The rope broke loose and they were freed.

"Yes! Owwww..."

"I told you so."

"Who asked you SasuGay..." He drawled the 'gay' on purpose..which casue him to smirk and crawled towards Naruto frightening him.

"S-sasuke? I I um ..."

"You're cute when ur nervous..."

Naruto blushed.

Sasuke leaned in for a kiss, think that Naruto would pull away he didn't..he frozed there..their kiss caught and soon they were at bliss until a knock came..er...banging...

"DAMNIT NARUTO! GET UP WE HAVE A TEAM MEETING!"

They both groaned and pulled away. Naruto blushed but smiled anyway. Sasuke just smirked and gave him a last peck on the cheek before getting dressed in his clothes that he found under the bed. Naruto did the same thing.

Sasuke walked to the door and pulled it open only to have Sakura scream in his face.

"NARUTO! O-open...oh Sasuke-kun why are you here?"

"Hn. I came for a visit."

"Oh um...will you-"

"No, I'm taken."

"What? By who?"

"Hey teme"

"Hn."

Poof!

"YO!"

"EEEKKKK! Nooo! Kage shuriken no jutsu!" Sakura shouted.

Kakashi ducked but did not have enough time to register that a kick flew him to a wall and a kunai at his neck.

"You're not Kakashi-sensei! He is never early! So spill who you are and who you work for or let me kill you!" Sasuke yelled.

Kakashi waved his hands in the air.

"...ehehehe its me!"

"...prove it..."

Kakashi held up a little orange book. Sakura sighed and moved the kunai away from his neck which he let out a breath he's been holding. He looked to the group and saw that she was mildly pissed off but the boys were just amused except the fact Naruto was laughing his ass off.

"AHAHAHhahahahahahahahaha sensei got beat up by a giiirl...ahahahahahaahahahaha!"

"Ahem! OK well...there is no training today so do whatever you want! Bye!" Poof!

"Hn. I'm leaving." He left before giving Naruto a smirk.

Sakura just stood there dumbfounded and ran up to Sasuke asking him to go out with her.

"NO. I'm taken. Besides, I'm not interested in girls anyway."

With that, he's gone leaving a happy blonde in his room and a stupidfied pink bubble gum head in the hallway.

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