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"Those who break the rules and regulation are called trash. But those who don't care about their companions are even worse trash - Uchiha Obito
It had been a bad day from the start. His alarm didn't go off, he was late getting to school, had detention with that scary sensei Ibiki, and had to deal with more crap than usual from the teme Sasuke. It was barely 8:30 and he was already wanting to go home.
Yep, Uzumaki Naruto was not in a good mood.
"Alright people. Shut up and listen. We got a new student transferring today," Ibiki announced. Immediately the class went silent and paid attention. Nodding in satisfaction, the scarred man turned to his left and motioned for the person waiting outside to come in.
Facing forward, Naruto gave a gulp, as suddenly his heart rate increased and his gums tingled. 'Wha-what!'
"Everyone, this is Shun. You better treat him good or you'll have to deal with me. Got it?"
"Uh, hello everyone," the remarkably pretty boy with green hair and soft dark eyes said nervously.
"Sit next to Naruto. That's the dumb blonde over there," Ibiki told the boy.
Shun obeyed and sat next to the hyper venting boy, turning to the him with a smile. "Hello, I'm Shun," he greeted. "I hope we can become friends, Naruto-san."
Naruto shot up in his seat and ran, yelling, "NURSE'S OFFICE!" behind him, running despite Ibiki's demands and threats for him to get back here. All he really was paying attention to were the unwanted feelings in his chest and the funny desires going through his head.
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Naruto lived in an old mansion on top of a hill that oversaw the city. Though old and a bit rundown, it was in perfect condition and only has a few leaks here and there. Of course there was the fact that the second person beside himself who lived there had a barrier surrounding it.
The blonde ran past this barrier, into the house and downstairs towards the basement. Though it was pitch dark, Naruto's blue eyes began to glow eerily as they navigated through the darkness. Though they didn't help him when he tripped down the stairs, landing on his head with his back against the crackling wall.
"You know, Naruto-kun," a cranky voice said from somewhere in the room. "If you wanted to wake me up, you only needed to call out my name. Not fall down the stairs like a complete douche."
"It's not like I meant to fall!" Naruto growled, straightening to a sitting position, glaring at the amused and sleepy red eyes watching him. "Besides, you wouldn't wake up even if I do call your name, Paramour! Look, as much as it's fun to do, I didn't come to wake you early just to argue. Something really weird happened to me today!"
"Oh?" Yawning, the woman lifted the lid off fully, letting the top fall on the floor. "Any weirder than the usual?"
"Shut up! This is serious!" he yelled at the nonchalant vampire. "I… I… I started feeling for a guy!"
"And? So what? You're gay. It doesn't matter cause I'm not going to judge you. I'm pro-choice and crap like that. Now go away," Paramour turned to the side.
"No! That isn't it!" He grabbed onto her shoulders, shaking her furiously. "I'm not gay! I'm in love with Sakura, Sakura! And besides, this was totally weird. I actually wanted to bite the guy, not sleep with him!"
Paramour opened her eyes wide and grabbed him, stretching his mouth wide to look inside. Ignoring his grunts of distress as she searched inside intently.
"Wa a ya woing?" he demanded, struggling to move away.
"No way," she said breathlessly and proceeded to hug the living daylights out of him. "Naruto-kun, it's happen! It's finally happen!"
"What happen?" he grunted, growing a bit faint under the tightness of her arms.
"It's finally happen!" Paramour smiled, petting his blonde locks. Pulling him away to see him fully, she asked, "So tell me. Any changes? Does the sun light hurt you? Oh! What's your preference?"
"What the hell are you talking about!"
"Oh, Minato-sama and Kushina-sama would be so proud if they were alive to see this," she cooed happily. "At last, their baby boy has awakened as a vampire." Seeing his utterly confused face, she explained. "You see, vampire children are able to withstand sunlight, taste, and all ningen stuff until a certain age when they get their first preference. You know, their taste in blood. There's the taste of a liar, taste of happiness, stuff like that. Mine is hatred. So, so, so, what is it?"
"How should I know, when I just got it right now," Naruto pointed out, rubbing his sore sides. "So what? Now I'm a vampire? Does this mean I finally get to transfer out of school?" he asked excitedly.
"Well, can you still withstand sunlight?"
He thought about it. "Yeah, I guess. What about it?"
"Then you'll continue to stay in school. Ah, ah! Don't argue with me, Naruto," Paramour cut him off. "It's the rule binding all of the vampire families. 'If your kid can stand the light, they'll stay in the human world.' Don't blame me. It's all that old coot's fault. So until you get nauseous or get burn by the sun's rays, I'd say your transformation is just beginning."
"Kuso!" Naruto pouted, hoping that he would at least surpass Sasuke in this. It looked like the black haired vampire had already his preference. And also he had hoped he no longer had to go to that hellhole and face the new kid. Especially if he starts salivating all over him.
"Quit whining!" Paramour snapped, getting out of the coffin. "Since I'm awake now, might as well start making breakfast. Or in you case, dinner." She went up the stairs, yawning and stretching.
Naruto followed, though at a slower pace. He didn't really get any of these vampire customs. Since his parents both died on the night he was born, Naruto hadn't really had the chance to fully experience what it was like to live as a vampire. Living with the outcast Paramour had really been his first experience at what it was like to be a bloodsucker. Albeit a poor bloodsucker but a bloodsucker nonetheless. Living with the vampire, he only so far learned the basics and hadn't really gone to the vampire's history.
So all this info about blood preference was new to him. Though it came as a relief. That meant he wasn't gay and that it was normal. Right?
"Ano, Paramour?"
"Hmm?"
They were in the kitchen, preparing the pasta for lasagna. The meat was cooking on the stove next to the pot of water being boiled for their tea.
"It's… normal to sometimes react to someone of the same sex, right?" he asked, nervous. "You know, like me vamping out to the new kid?"
"Yeah," she replied, tossing the pasta into the pan and began to spread it. "Blood is blood, as far as your body's are concerned. Consider my taste in blood. I like the taste of hate, which occurs in everybody, regardless of gender. Sometimes the urge is so strong it's hard to resist. So I just react, biting whomever it is. Really, there's nothing wrong with it. It's all up to the vampire in the end, whether or not you want to bite this person or not."
"Good," Naruto sighed in relief. "Though, seriously, I'm not gay." He glared at the giggling vampire.
After a while, the blonde asked again, "What sort of blood did my parents liked?"
"Well," Paramour took a moment to remember, "Minato-sama liked the blood of misfortune and Kushina-sama liked the blood of loneliness." She sighed. "Really if you're that worried about it, we'll go out tomorrow. Mingle with the crowds until you get the same reaction. Then we'll follow them around a bit and find out your preference. Sounds good?"
Naruto moaned. "But I still have to go to school tomorrow!"