Know Your Stars : Family Guy
Disclaimer: If I owned Family Guy I'd be out buying lots of stuff!
Peter walked in and sat down. "Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars..." The voice said,
"Peter Griffin...He cheats on Lois with some floozy at the Drunken Clam."
" No I didn't! You jackass!"
"Peter Griffin...He has a second family with Oprah!"
"Hell no! I hate Oprah!"
"Oh, really? Then what's this?" The author had a picture of Peter, Oprah, and 2 other kids.
"You Bastard!"
"Thank you!"
"Where was I? Oh, yeah! Peter Griffin...He does marijuana and cocaine!"
"No I don't! Okay, just cocaine, nothing more."
"I knew it! Oh well, Peter Griffin...He loves to eat...dogshit!"
"Okay, for the millionth time I have not done one thing you've accused me of!"
"I have proof!"
"Gasp! You bastard!"
"Peter Griffin...He molests little kids"
"You have no proof!"
"Yes I do!" Shows Peter the proof
"You bastard!"
"Peter Griffin...He killed Kenny from South Park"
Kyle, Stan, and Cartman come in
Stan; "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You bastards!"
"I didn't do anything to this Kenny dude!" Peter said
"Yes you did you molested him!"
Kyle beats the shit out of Peter
"Now you know Peter Griffin!"
"No they don't! They don't! Waaahh!"
Note: Hey Some Random Stewie-holic here! I'll get the next chapter up when I can! Next chappie's Lois!