A Christmas to Remember
Warning: He's just a boy, and I'm a student / Can I make it anymore obvious? / I have no money / Please don't sue me / O yea / Rated R (Sing to S8ter boi MUAHAHAHAHA) This is rated R because of mucho yaoi! ~ ^_^ ~ Heh heh heh heh heh. I'm evil. Lot's of Seto/Joey...Yes, I use the English names, too lazy to change them. Joey does not have an accent! I hate the accent! The accent can burn in H3LL!
Disclaimer: All Yu-gi Oh © Characters belong to the brilliant genius who made them. (If anyone tells me, then I'll put who…^_^;) If I owned any of them…O the possibilities…Seto…Joey…*drool*…O yeah, the title has nothing to do with "A Walk to Remember ©," it just popped in my head. Please don't steal my baby!!!
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"Please Bakura-kun," pleaded Ryou. He really needed Bakura's help in order for his Christmas scheme to work. Deciding to add a bit more charm, Ryou made his eyes as big as possible (Bambi style baby! ^_~).
"Dammit Baka-chan, I hate it when you do this…" Bakura said while closing his eyes. Although the thought of the sweet Ryou was making him turn into Jell-O (yummy orange flavor Jell-o that I love so much!), Bakura would never admit that he was beginning to develop a little weakness named Ryou. "Fine, I'll help you, but I won't enjoy it!" Sticking out his tongue, Bakura absently said under his breath, "You know the eyes always work…"
"What?"
"Nothing!"
'Jeez, what got into him…' Ryou thought, oblivious to the slow blush spreading across Bakura's face. But the idea of Bakura's help pushed confused thoughts away, giving way to thoughts of a very merry Christmas for two certain hard-headed friends. If you could call them friends…
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"Dumb Mutt, get out of my way!" The infamous CEO yelled. He had an important meeting to attend and this damn puppy wouldn't stop blocking the exit of the classroom. Kaiba Corp. depended of this meeting's decision in order to determine if the corporation would allow longer vacations and larger retirement fund for its employees. 'Why do I even go to school? I'm a freaking genius!' Seto thought, getting angrier by the minute. His cool composure was losing to the anger inside. He didn't know why, but that puppy had that effect on him.
Joey turned around to face a furious Seto. "What the hell is your problem? You can walk around can't you?" Joey replied. He didn't see why Seto always got so angry at him. It seemed that whenever the CEO was around Joey, he would blow up for no reason. It was slowly breaking his heart, not that he'd ever admit it to the glacier.
"I would but you huge posterior won't let me pass! But, let me put it in words you would understand, You're butt is too big!"
That hurt… a lot…but it didn't stop Joey from lunging forward for an attack. Sidestepping the feeble attack, Seto walked past Joey to the now clear door.
"You big jerk, I'll get you later!" Shouted Joey as he was being restrained by Honda (Hah! A Japanese name, sorry I really hate Tristan, what the hell is a Tristan?). "Do I really have a big butt?" Joey said softly under his breath.
Sighing, the whole group decided to head over to the game shop, but no one saw the mysterious gleam in Ryou's eyes.
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"Umm, Joey, can I talk to you?" Ryou said timidly on the way to the Game Turtle (or whatever that damn this is called!) This part of the plan was crucial. If this didn't work, then his plan would fall apart. "Only for a second," Ryou smiled, 'this is sure to work.' Ryou started walking to Ueno park (Seishirou sama and Subaru kun sitting in the sakura tree, K I S S I N G!!!).
"Yea sure, whatever," Joey quickly agreed, he had nothing else to do, besides contemplate why Seto would be angry with him. His butt wasn't that big, was it?
As they made their way to the park, Bakura could be seen, slowly coming up behind the two friends.
"So Ryou, what did you want to talk about?" Joey asked
"Oh, I just wanted to know what your feelings for Seto are." Replied Ryou.
"What?!?!? Don't go there! I do not like him. I can even list the reasons out for you! One, he's a cold hearted bastard. Two, he's a big snob. Three, he has that sadistic look to him. Four … I can't really think of anything, so yea…" counting his fingers, "three reasons why nobody would ever love that bastard!"
"Joey, have you ever heard of that river in Egypt called De Nile (Totally off topic, but if someone asks you a question like this one, isn't it a lose-lose situation? I mean if you think about it, agreeing would be saying yes which is bad, I'm assuming, and saying 'no' will just trigger the whole Denial thing! And now back to the story!)?"
"What the hell are you trying to say?!?!? That I'm secretly in love with that bastard, but I won't admit it cause I'm too scared?!?" Joey started to yell.
"Well…yea… Would you please tell me, I promise I won't tell a soul" Ryou set his eyes to maximum bambi power. Joey didn't stand a chance…
"YeaIkindathinki'mactuallyfallinginlovewiththatcoldheartedbastardeventhoughiwon'tadmitittoanyoneandifyouspeakonewordofthisthaniwillkillyouandnoonewilleverfindyourremainsandBakurawillbereallysad!" Joey quickly muttered, turning beet read after his quick, but all revealing confession. Sure, he didn't know when it had happened, but ever since their first duel, he had slowly been growing a small affection that turned into love. At first, he had shrugged it off as rivalry, but now it was a whole different story. Imagine that, Joey falling in love with the one person who hated him. The irony made him laugh at night before crying himself to sleep.
"Good, that's all I wanted to know!" laughed Ryou, as Bakura knocked Joey out with some sleeping gas (so sue me, I don't know what they use to knock out people).
"There I did it, now what?" asked Bakura
"You'll see, but let's get him to our house first!" Ryou giggled (This is so Ryou…).
"Mou, tell me or else his dead body is going to get frost bitten in the snow, cause I'm not carrying this heavy body back to the house!" snarled Bakura, his patience was wearing thin, and Joey actually threatened his sweet prince, that's right, HIS.
"No, it's a secret and please, I'll give you anything you want! I just want to make them happy for once in their life! You know that both Seto and Joey have had abusive fathers in the past." Cried Ryou.
"Fine," grumbled Bakura, the possibilities were delightful, his aibou did say anything, but what was this whole secret?
'What is my baka-chan thinking? I only hope it doesn't screw up Joey's and Seto's life too badly.' Thought Bakura. While loading the little puppy into the car (Yes they can drive, or they'd be carrying around a limp body.)
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, It's finally the end of chapter one! This is my first fic so be nice, or else…:D (Isn't that happy face cute?!?!?) But seriously folks, creative criticism will be tolerated, though ignored :D I just checked the word count, and I found out that this chapter is really short….only like 1,200 words or something, and that's with all the disclaimer and miscellaneous comments that I keep on adding. sigh
So tune in next time and Ryou will finally reveal his plan, because I will have finally came up with one…heh heh heh…:D