Old man starts to talk
"Now I'm going to tell you young kids A new story something that you never
ever, ever heard of cause your parents were to dumb to remember. Well guess
what? I'm going to tell you the story and you will never ever forget its
starts in"
Then starts to fade out to the story of the beginning.
"Hey Cartman move your fat ass I cant see the TV." said Kyle
"No you STUPID JEW" said Cartman then goes to get some popcorn from the kitchen. Kenny gets up and starts to say muffled words that no one can understand.
"Hey boys you want to go to the gun range and shoot some guns?" Said Stan's uncle
"You bet your sorry ass we do." Said Cartman
"Ok let me get my guns and you boys hop in the truck." Said Stan's uncle So the boys do that Kyle got up in front and Cartman got pissed
"Hey STUPID JEW that's was my seat." Said Cartman
"Well you need to move your fat ass faster fat ass." Said Kyle Cartman gets even more mad then gets the back seat of Kyle and starts kicking
"Oh no my foot is slipping and hitting your seat Kyle." Said Cartman
"Stop it Cartman." Said Stan Then he starts to punch him in the arm.
"Hey stop it you three" Said Stan's uncle All of them at once "yes sir." Starts to turn on the truck. But the car will not start cause Cartman's fat ass is weighing it down.
"Ok boys I guess we have to walk to the range." Said Stan's uncle So they start to walk but they start to clap and Cartman's starting to sing and he's like. "I'm the real slim Cartman yes I'm the Cartman and will the real slim Cartman please show us please show use your slimness"
"Cartman shut up any ways its more like.
"I'm the real fat Cartman yes I'm the Cartman will the real fat Cartman please stand up please stand up"
"Hey don't call me fat, I'm just big boned." Said Cartman They finally make it to the range
"Holy S*bleep* I thought we never make it." Said Cartman
"Ok boys pick out your favorite guys you see." Said Stan's uncle
"Ok" Said all the boys Kyle picks the Uzi while Stan picks up the .22 rifles, Kenny picks up the 30.06 rife and Cartman picks up an AK-47.
"Sweet this is like the gun I used in war" Said Cartman Picks it up and stars to shoot the crap out of the target.
"Sweeeett" Said Cartman Then all the rest of the boys fire there guns. But Kenny's gun got stuck and points it to his faces and then it finally fires and blows a hole in Kenny's head.
"OH MY GOD KENNY KILLED KENNY" Said Kyle
"Ummmm what am I suppose to say he killed himself?" Said Kyle
"I don't know." Said Kyle Then they all go home. And while Cartman's going to bed
"Mmooomm." Said Cartman Mom rushes up. "Yes snugoms?" Said his mom
"Can you tuck me iiinnn?" Said Cartman Mom tucks him in.
"Ok good night my muffin." Said his mom
Day 2 will be coming at least by a cople days cause I want you all to have a good next story.
"Hey Cartman move your fat ass I cant see the TV." said Kyle
"No you STUPID JEW" said Cartman then goes to get some popcorn from the kitchen. Kenny gets up and starts to say muffled words that no one can understand.
"Hey boys you want to go to the gun range and shoot some guns?" Said Stan's uncle
"You bet your sorry ass we do." Said Cartman
"Ok let me get my guns and you boys hop in the truck." Said Stan's uncle So the boys do that Kyle got up in front and Cartman got pissed
"Hey STUPID JEW that's was my seat." Said Cartman
"Well you need to move your fat ass faster fat ass." Said Kyle Cartman gets even more mad then gets the back seat of Kyle and starts kicking
"Oh no my foot is slipping and hitting your seat Kyle." Said Cartman
"Stop it Cartman." Said Stan Then he starts to punch him in the arm.
"Hey stop it you three" Said Stan's uncle All of them at once "yes sir." Starts to turn on the truck. But the car will not start cause Cartman's fat ass is weighing it down.
"Ok boys I guess we have to walk to the range." Said Stan's uncle So they start to walk but they start to clap and Cartman's starting to sing and he's like. "I'm the real slim Cartman yes I'm the Cartman and will the real slim Cartman please show us please show use your slimness"
"Cartman shut up any ways its more like.
"I'm the real fat Cartman yes I'm the Cartman will the real fat Cartman please stand up please stand up"
"Hey don't call me fat, I'm just big boned." Said Cartman They finally make it to the range
"Holy S*bleep* I thought we never make it." Said Cartman
"Ok boys pick out your favorite guys you see." Said Stan's uncle
"Ok" Said all the boys Kyle picks the Uzi while Stan picks up the .22 rifles, Kenny picks up the 30.06 rife and Cartman picks up an AK-47.
"Sweet this is like the gun I used in war" Said Cartman Picks it up and stars to shoot the crap out of the target.
"Sweeeett" Said Cartman Then all the rest of the boys fire there guns. But Kenny's gun got stuck and points it to his faces and then it finally fires and blows a hole in Kenny's head.
"OH MY GOD KENNY KILLED KENNY" Said Kyle
"Ummmm what am I suppose to say he killed himself?" Said Kyle
"I don't know." Said Kyle Then they all go home. And while Cartman's going to bed
"Mmooomm." Said Cartman Mom rushes up. "Yes snugoms?" Said his mom
"Can you tuck me iiinnn?" Said Cartman Mom tucks him in.
"Ok good night my muffin." Said his mom
Day 2 will be coming at least by a cople days cause I want you all to have a good next story.