Draco had heard about the inter-house private strip club for a while now. Pansy had practically been raving about how wonderful it was for weeks and Blaise was considering auditioning to try and get a spot on stage. Draco himself though still hadn't been to it and really wasn't that tempted to, that was of course until he got the invitation one morning when the post came in, it read;

Dear Draco,

It is the wish of a few performers and the management of the Hogwarts Strip Club that you attend this Saturdays show free of charge. This offer is a onetime occurrence and is because it has come to some more influential members of the club's attention that you are the only Sixth former of all of the Fifth form up that has not come by yet. The club is exclusively for Fourth years and up and all those wishing to see a performance must be cleared by our door man/woman. They will be informed on that evening of your free status and so will not hinder you in anyway.

Yours sincerely,

The Hogwarts Strip Club Board.

Draco was slightly shocked by this letter and quickly found Blaise to see if he had anything to do with it. "FUCKING Merlin, Draco, no way, you have a free pass to Saturday night. You HAVE to go, it's the best night of the week, the club's best performers are on and it normally costs twice as much as any other night. I am so coming with you too no matter how much it costs me, if they have specified that night something major has to be happening." Said Blaise when Draco found him ten minutes after getting the letter, obviously Blaise hadn't had a hand in it then.

It was Thursday and Draco decided to think about it for the rest of the day and tell Blaise his decision that evening at dinner. The whole day Draco barely paid attention to any of his classes he was so deep in thought about if he would go that weekend. The only time he really came out of his thoughts was in charms when Harry Potter had "accidentally" made Draco's book pop across the room to him rather than the pillow he was meant to be moving. By the end of the day Draco had made up his mind. Sitting down at the Slytherin table next to Blaise he whispered quietly "I'm going, still in?" Blaise's eyes widened and he nodded vigorously before turning back to his dinner with a wide grin on his face.

Friday passed in a blur for Draco, his classes were without event and his meals were taken quickly and distractedly, the only thing registering on his scale at dinner was the way the Golden Trio of Gryffindor (Harry, Granger and Weasley) kept glancing at him every so often with facial expressions resembling ones of deeply questioning.

Draco woke on Saturday at 11:30, he never got up early on a Saturday he saw it as his one true day of rest and always managed to sleep the morning away with ease. Getting up slowly he showered and dressed at his normal leisurely pace before heading down to the Slytherin Common Room. When he entered the Common Room at 12 o'clock precisely he was greeted by Blaise who bounded over to him dropping the book he had been pretending to read for the last hour when he had played everyone in the Common Room silly with Wizarding chess. Smiling much too broadly for Draco's liking he greeted Draco with a simple "Morning, sleepy one." before dragging Draco out of the Dorms and up to the Great Hall where lunch was just starting to get underway. Telling Draco to "Grab whatever things you want and can fit in this basket," pulling a picnic basket from behind his back, "and then we're off to eat in the grounds, I need to fill you in on a few things before tonight." With that he started snatching up sandwiches, pies and tarts he loved and stuffing them into one side of the basket. Draco timidly, and in no hurry, followed Blaise's example but his pace aggravated his friend and by the time he was done, Blaise was practically bouncing out of his shoes in frustration. When the basket was packed Blaise grabbed it and Draco and forcefully and quickly hauled both into the grounds, round to Draco's favourite spot by the Lake directly opposite the group of beech trees on the other side. Sitting down Blaise doled out the food and began to eat; Draco also started to eat ravenously as he was just feeling how hungry he actually was.

When Blaise had finished his second sandwich and first of three pies he turned to Draco who was still on his second sandwich and eating with vigour. Smiling Blaise started "Keep eating I am just going to start giving you a brief rundown so your prepared for tonight." Blaise said and continued at pace, "Now Saturday nights are the preferred night for everyone and as so, normally only a couple of Fifth years get in and the rest are mainly Sixth and Sevenths, though I have only been to one Saturday show cause the price is so high, also its tonight that the Club's Board have their best performers on. There are at least two from each House and they are either in their Sixth or Seventh year, Slytherin's representation tonight, I believe, is Theo, in our year, and Dominic Grey in the Seventh form." Draco smiled at this, he had seen both guys naked before so wouldn't be to bothered watching their shows, Theodore Nott was much too comfortable being straight in a room with the bi Blaise and a gay Draco and was common place to walk around naked in the morning, and Dominic Grey had slept with Draco when they had been in their fifth and fourth years respectively. Draco was more interested in who was performing for the other House's, he asked as much to Blaise but was given a firm "Not a clue, sorry." after this Blaise continued with his barrage of information. "Now you are certainly going to have to change before we go tonight, so will I but just giving you heads up, the normal dress code is sexy but not revealing, it's up to the performers to do the revealing part for the night, but dress like you're going to a normal dance club and want to look nice. When we get there you will probably be in before me and that's good, because we can't be seen as going together due to the fact I, personally, want to sleep with someone after the show and if it looks like we're there together those odds fall drastically." By now they were both onto the tarts they had brought for themselves and it seemed like Blaise had finished his rant for now and Draco only had one question, "What happens if we want to sleep with one of the performers?"

At this Blaise lifted an eyebrow but answered anyway, "It depends if they want to sleep with you, really, you put your name in a box by the wall that has their name on it, they come out as the performers come on, and at the end of the night whoever has performed has the right to choose a person from the box. Though there is another way, if a performer brings you on stage with them during a show it usually means they want you that night and normally no one refuses." Blaise finished off his last tarts just as Draco did after this and they both headed back to the Slytherin Common Room for the rest of the afternoon before they got ready to go to the club.

At 6 that evening Draco went to eat dinner in the Great Hall with Blaise, Theo and Pansy following a few minutes later. Theo at quietly and told Draco when he tried to start a conversation to "Shut up Draco, I'm running through my performance for tonight in my head. It has to be perfect if I want to advance in the Club." After this the other Slytherins left him be. Draco sat quietly and after a while looked up and around the Hall looking at the other tables trying to pick who else would be performing tonight. No-one else looked as Theo did so he presumed they weren't there or just that they all had different coping methods. Before looking back to his plate, Draco's eyes glided over the Gryffindor table and there sat Harry Potter glowing in the candle light, Draco had never seen him look that way and he was intrigued. The Granger girl was sitting next to him with what seemed to be a never ending flow of words coming from her mouth but Harry didn't seem to have heard a single one. Weasley was nowhere in sight so Draco just presumed he had eaten earlier. Before Draco could look away though Harry and Granger's eyes flicked over to him, Harry beaming but quickly looking away and Granger with an anxious smile on her face that also seemed worried. Draco looked back to his food quickly after that blushing profusely which was odd because he never blushed and he made sure he didn't look anywhere but the Slytherin table for the rest of his meal. Theo left 20 minutes before the others were ready to go and by the time Blaise and Draco reached the Sixth year Boys' Dorm he had grabbed his outfit for the night and gone to change with the rest of the performers.

It was 7:45 when Draco and Blaise got back to their dorm and the Saturday shows didn't start until 9pm, leaving the boys an hour to get ready and 15 minutes to get to and in the performance room. Both Draco and Blaise headed for the showers straight away, they used adjacent stalls and joked and laughed over whom would be the poorest choices to use as performers from each House. They finished up showering, shaving and what other preening they could do while naked by 8:20 and curtained off the dorm room into two halves to change. Draco dressed quietly pulling on his Alexander Belarnt (magical equivalent to Calvin Klein) underwear, a pair of tight hugging black pants, a soft white button shirt that sat perfectly on his pecs and abs and threw on his silver robes over the top, leaving the front open so when he walked he looked windswept and spectacular. Drawing back the curtain Blaise's mouth dropped at the sight of Draco, and at the same time Draco sighed at the sight of his friend, Blaise was wearing a completely black outfit apart from his robes which were a gentle bronze setting off the tone of his skin perfectly. For the next 5 minutes they fixed their hair and Obliviated any zit from their faces before heading out and off for the night. Walking into the Slytherin Common Room Draco heard gasps and whispered conversations begin about their outfits and he thought he saw Pansy faint out of the corner of his eye before he walked through the Entrance.

Blaise guided Draco up several floors before they reached the fourth floor where a crowd was amassing outside a large oak door that Draco recognized as the doorway to the room of requirement. Continuing forward Draco headed straight to the door whilst Blaise got into the line of Sixth years wanting to get in but who had to pay to do so. It seemed that tonight there were three lines one for the Fifth years, one for the Sixths and one for the Sevenths and the rest of the people in the hallway seemed to be younger students who were just trying to get a quick glimpse of the performers when the doors opened briefly. Draco passed by all of this and went straight to the door where the Seventh year Hufflepuff, Cody Liams, was working as the doorman that night. Seeing Draco walk towards him he stopped the flow of other students who were trying to proceed forward, nodded to Draco and held the door open for him all quickly, silently and with the utmost professionalism.

After entering the room of requirement Draco stopped for a minute and stood stunned by his surroundings. The room was the size of half of the Great Hall and Draco suspected that on the other side of the wall, where it seemed the performers would exit from, was a space just as big. Draco wandered over to the left side of the room where a bar was situated and stiffly ordered a butter beer from the girl behind the bar, who Draco thankfully didn't know. When he went to pay for his drink Draco was quickly told "It's alright sir, your drinks are going on a tab that's to be paid by the Board tonight, so your fine." Draco smiled at this and quickly went to find a spot to watch the show from. The evening was just starting up and the club wasn't even full yet, Draco suspected that on Saturday nights the club was made just a bit bigger to fit a couple of extra seats in and he laughed at the thought of the Club's Board making double the profit in numbers on top of double the profit on entrance prices and just knew a Slytherin had come up with that plan. Draco watched the door for a bit wondering who would be coming to the show that night but after the first 20 or so people Draco just lost track and only just noticed when Blaise was let in.

It was 9:15 when the doors officially closed and the club was full. It was at this time that the room hushed momentarily as the lights lowered and everyone found seats. When everyone was seated a voice cut across the entire Room of Requirement filling every corner and sounding suspiciously like one Miss Hermione Granger. "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to this Saturday night performance at the Hogwarts very own Strip Club. As I am assure you know if at any point during the night you feel drawn to one of the performers and wish to finish your night with them exclusively all you need to do is put your name on a slip of parchment and place it in their box. All patrons are allowed one request so choose wisely, and if you do put your name in a second box do remember that your request in the first will automatically disappear. Also we request that you respect the performer's sexual leanings, of which you will be reminded of as they come on stage, and only place your name in the box of those performers willing to sleep with your sex. And now for the first performer of the night and one of the two Slytherin acts of this evening, THEO NOTT!" At this cheers went up around the room as Theodore stepped out from back stage to a magical tune wafting through the room. As Theo came forward on the stage a voice slithered over the music, "Theo is a Sixth former who is apparently strictly straight, so gentlemen no request by you but ladies have free reign." When the voice finished Theo had reached the poll in the middle of the stage and the music shifted to a seductive song as Theo played out his role and shedded a piece of clothing every so often until he was down to his underwear which were black, tight and made everything plump and generous. After Theo the night went on with each act coming up separately, some performances stood out like Daphne Greengrass from Ravenclaw and her fan dance or Michael Oscars from Hufflepuff and his contortionist strip tease, which left him in little more than a edible cock-sock in the end but nothing jumped out at Draco and he watched amused and enjoying the show but not with the passion that the rest of the audience had, that was of course until the final performer.

As Alice Casper from Hufflepuff left the stage the lights dimmed and the voice that sounded very much like Granger's came back, "Alright ladies and gents we're almost through all the performers for the night but we have one last act to show you tonight. This is the first time on the stage for this guy and we just know you're all going to go wild for him. Sadly though he has asked that tonight he not get a box but we promise he is going to one of our now standard Saturday nighters and will have a box from next Saturday. He is happy for me to tell you he will be exclusively male property and that he will be the Club's newest one night buyer for those who give the best price. Now ladies and gentlemen the shock of your lives please welcome, HARRY POTTER!" and it was at that point that Draco's head snapped up from his glass, the crowd was on its feet cheering as the Harry Potter walked on stage as the song "Sparkling Diamonds" from the muggle movie Moulin Rouge began to play.

Harry was fantastic, his whole routine was performed above the audience on a swing and Harry swung back and forth performing acrobatic tricks in time with the music and dropping bits of clothes into the audience as he went. Draco caught Harry's pants and quickly hid them behind his back before anyone could noticed and returned his gaze back to Harry as fast as he could, devouring every last image he could of Harry Potter before the performance was over. Harry finished his act by wrapping his legs around the chords of the swing and hanging upside down in the skimpiest and most revealing underwear Draco had ever seen. It was then that Draco decided he would return weekly to the club, not because he was just lusting over Harry Potter but because it was in those last few minutes that Draco had always wanted Harry and that he would make sure he had him at least once before the end of the year.

When Harry finished his performance to the wild cheers of the audience below he smoothly swung off stage and the rest of the performers came out to announce their choice of partner for that evening and since Draco had put his name down for no-one he stood and left quickly, concealing not only Harry Potter's pants but trying to hide his hard cock which was threatening to tear his pants in its attempt for freedom.

By the time Draco reached the Slytherin Common Room his boner had settled and was no longer obvious to the naked eye, that was of course unless that said naked eye had been viewing a naked Draco and this was soon a possibility as Draco threw his clothes off quickly, scattering them anywhere and everywhere in the dorm. Once naked Draco practically flew into his bed where he partitioned himself off with the curtains and stroked his throbbing dick while the dorm was empty, imagining Harry as he went and if anyone had been in the dorm at the time they might have heard a slight moan of "oh Harry" just as Draco released his load three minutes later.