Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or anyone they all belong 2 jk rowling

Hermione: Harry, Ron I've been looking all over for you. I need to show you something

Ron: What is it?

Hermione: It's a muggle thing it's fascinating I just got this laptop for Christmas and I discovered that you could do this chat thing see what you do is (blablabla explaing all about online chat)

Harry & Ron: …

Hermione: well?

Ron: I don't get it

Hermione: WHAT I JUST WAISTED 2 MINUTES EXPLAING TO YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO ON ONLINE CHAT!!!!!!!!

Ron: Oh yeah I know that but you see there was this pony back home I was thinking about you know I named it Harry Poo oh because everyone just loves harry poo

Harry & Hermione: (back's away) O.o

Ron: WHAT?! WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS SO MEAN LIKE OH MY GOD (start's sobbing hysterically)

Harry:OH RONNIE COME HERE IM SORRY I DIDN'T REALISE THAT I LOVED YOU BEFORE!

Ron: (stops sobbing) oh my gods like Harry that's so like hot!! (Starts making out with Harry)

Hermione: AHH!!!!! (Runs in circles)

A/N: ya ya i kno its short but its my first story ever on fanfiction so ya i know it might really suck but the next chapter will be better than the first (i think)