"...She has a great pair of tits, you know?" Kaede said, to her depressed looking male companion.
"Well...they certainly are big." Shuichi said, sounding as bored as he looked.
"Do you think they're natural or enhanced?" Kaede said. She was scrutinizing another blonde haired girl. One whose copious amounts of clevage was spilling out of her blouse.
"I have no idea, Kaede." Shuichi said.
"Why not? Aren't gay guys supposed to know this stuff?" Kaede said, pouting a bit.
"Why would gay guys know anything about boobs?" Shuichi asked.
"Hm...that's a good point." Kaede said, now deep in thought.
They were in the cafeteria of one of the most prestigious academies in the world. Hope's Peak Academy. It was meant to draw the hidden potential out of those attending. So that they could become true heroes. past classes included the famous First and Second Triumvirates, who had ushered in a Golden age of Heroism. Shuichi took a long drink of his beverage.
"...Listen you've been ogling that girl for weeks now. How about you go up and, you know, talk to her?" Shuichi said, as he put down his bottle.
"No way! She is way too pretty and intimidating! And I don't know if she likes girls! What if she punches me out or yells at me or challenges me to a duel or curses me or something?" Kaede said.
"That's highly unlikely. It's not like your the only lesbian attending. There is quite a large LGBT population here. The more likely, bad outcome, is she will simply reject you, possibly in a way you find particularly unfavorable, but not as bad as any of that." Shuichi said.
"That doesn't help." Kaede pouts.
"And hey, why don't you ask out your guy?" Kaede said, eager to turn the conversation around. Shuichi blushed faintly.
"H-he's not my guy exactly..." Shuichi said.
"He totally is! You gaze at him all dreamy like! Always talk admiringly of him! Look at his butt when you think nobody's looking!" Kaede said.
"Th-that's not true!" Shuichi said, even redder. It was quite clear to Kaede though, that Shuichi was lying. Kaede wasn't quite as good at analyzing people as Shuichi was, but she wasn't half bad.
"Of course it is. You like Kaito! There's nothing wrong with it Shuichi. He seems kind-hearted and while I'm not really into guys, he does look handsome. I think you two would make a good couple!" Kaede said.
"E-even if that was so...I need to focus on my studies." Shuichi said.
"What if I need to focus on my studies!" Kaede said. Shuichi scoffed.
"That would be a change." Shuichi said.
"Hey! I work hard!" Kaede said.
"I know you do. I just meant that you have always made more time for social activities then me." Shuichi said.
"Well, yeah. You got to balance things out, you know?" Kaede said with a smile.
"...I guess..." Shuichi said.
"Everyone has to have some fun sometimes! You don't even have to go out with people. You could just play video games or watch anime or read fun books!" Kaede said.
"I do that. Sometimes...it's just hard. I mean being here is what I've always wanted. So not focusing on studies seems a waste." Shuichi said.
"Burning out is a problem too you know." Kaede said.
"I know but..." Shuichi started but then his attention was distracted. Kaede looked and saw where his focus had shifted.
"Woah! That guy's pretty!" Kaede burst out. Shuichi gave her a glare.
"Shut up." Shuichi said in a harsh whisper. But he couldn't disagree. In walked in a green haired boy, decked out with rings and piercings, and with as bishonen a look as you'd ever seen.
"Who is he? I've never seen him before. And I'm pretty sure I've seen everyone that goes to this school. Remembering faces is one of my superpowers." Kaede said.
"I don't know. But he's coming this way." Shuichi said, back stiffening and looking directly into his tray.
"Hey new kid! You are new right? I just assumed cause I haven't seen you before?" Kaede said, the boy looked over cooly. Then a friendly smile crossed his face.
"Hey. I am new. A transfer student actually. Names Rantaro. Rantaro Amamai, nice to meet you." The green haired boy said.
"My names Kaede. Kaede Akamatsu! Nice to meet you. And this is Shuichi Saihara." Kaede said.
"N-nice to meet you." Shuichi said, blushing a bit.
"You two seem nice. I'd eat lunch with you but-" Rantaro said and then the bell rung.
"It's just about over. I'll see you around." Rantaro said and walked away.
"He's got a nice butt. Even I can see that." Kaede said with a grin.
"Y-yeah...he's pretty cute." Shuichi said, hiding as much as possible beneath his hat. Kaede giggled.
She'd get her friend a boyfriend, Kaede decided, if it was the last thing she did.
"That blonde girl. She was staring at you like a filthy pervert. Should I take her life Miss Iruma?" Maki said.
"Of course not! Everyone stares in lust at the magnificent Miu Iruma! Ha ha ha!" Miu laughed triumphantly, as her and her cohort marched back to class.
"Of course, but surely someone as ordinary as her should respect her betters and avert her gaze." Maki said.
"Let 'em stare! It pleases the Genius Iruma to know someone can recognize her beauty! Miu is strong! Miu is gorgeous! Miu is powerful! Miu is busty!" Iruma called out like a war cry pumping her arms up and down. Maki sighed and nodded.
"Of course Miss Iruma." Maki said.
"Kirumi! What are my extracurriculars looking like?" Iruma said, barking orders.
"Of course Mistress. You have battle club, then I will prepare you a snack and give you a bath. Then dinner, free time and bed." Kirumi said, an expression of utter serenity and purpose on her face.
"Excellent! That'll give me plenty of time to jill off! Pornhub here I cum!" Miu said.
Maki again sighed. Why the hell did she have to fall in love with an idiotic woman like this?