Title: Kiss Up!
Rating: K (G)
C2: Ask first, please:)
Warnings: CRACK!Pairing
Pairing: ZetsuIno
Word Count: 110
Disclaimer: Me no own Naruto. D:
A/N: Yesterday, 6th period Science was boring, and Zetsu kinda' reminds me of a science experiment, what with that flower on him an' all. xD This is AU, by the way.
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"NO! Don't put pink flowers in a red vase, it's way too tacky!"
"WHY are you reading PORN in my parent's shop!?"
"STOP SLACKING, YOU ASSHOLE, and help me move these damn pots!"
"Dammit, Zetsu, where—" Ino shut up as she suddenly felt a pair of foreign (and rather soft) lips claim hers. Blinking, she stood still, stunned. No matter how many times this happened, she never could get used to the feel of her 'employee –slash– lover's' kisses.
Behind her, Zetsu chuckled. Really, if it weren't for the fact he could shut her up with a simple kiss, he'd have quit a long time ago, flowers be damned.
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Don't flame 'cause of the pairing, flame because you think the fic sucks, mm'kay? If you don't like ZetsuIno, don't flip out and go off on me; this is one of my favorite pairings. D:
Anyone else upset that Zetsu doesn't have his name on that Character list on FFN? I mean, Hidan and filler characters from the anima are, and yet Zetsu isn't, even though he's like... canon, and was in the manga waaay before Hidan. D:
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