Varia and OC Parings.

Squalo is paired with Serenity Jensen (who is Squalo's polar opposite), Belphagor with Cilia Blackthorn (who is exactly like Bel), Xanxus with Janet Smith (Who usurped her brothers position, so is the boss of the Assassin group the Hellcats of the Haiku family), and Flan with Linda Smith (Who is Cilia right hand woman). Set AFTER the TYL arc. RATED M TO THE EXTREME EVEN THOUGH RYOHEI'S NOT IN THIS!!! The first chapter is of Squalo and Serenity, then so on and so forth. Reviews and comments are loved and appreciated!


Vacation. Protection. Life. Or Love?

"VOOOOIII!!! It's been so long since we've been on a vacation!" The long white haired man said, stepping off the boat, leading the six Varia members.

"Ushishishishi~ Squ-chan, stop yelling. You're hurting the prince's ears." The blonde haired man said, smirking walking off the boat as well, dodging the hit that was sent towards him from the first man.

"Shut up baby Captain!" The man yelled, again.

"Strategy Captain Squalo, we're on vacation....there's really no need to yell...you'll scare away all the women...." said the next man in line. The hood he was wearing looked ridiculous on him, and he hated it, but the blonde wouldn't let him take it off.

"Like you'd get any women anyway..." The blonde spoke, the smirk still plastered onto his lips. He was ultimately amused by this. The first three men that walked off the ship where Squalo Superbia, Prince Belphagor, and Flan, Mammon's replacement. The other three were Xanxus, the leader of the Varia, Levi and Lussuria.

"Look, y'all need to get the fuck out of our way, because some of the rest of us on this boat would also like to get off!!" a woman said, her uniform jacket proclaiming her to be of the Haiku Hellcats. The Hellcats were a completely female assassin group, though the leader was supposed to be male. That assassin squad was usually called the Harem girls, but never to their face....till now....

"And who the hell are you to tell us was to do woman?" Squalo said, turning around and crossing his arms over his chest. The Varia may seem to be a split group, but when one of their members was targeted, they were as tight nit as you can get.

Instead of replying to Squalo, the woman looked at Xanxus. "You're not going to allow your group of men to just insult us are you Xanxus?" The woman in the lead was of average height, her hair a mousy brown, her eyes green, and her hands on her hips. She wasn't a typical beauty, but every time you looked at her, you found something knew. But then again, that was the way of the Smiths. They grew on you whether you wanted them to or not. And the last thing Squalo wanted to do was have these women grow on him. There just wasn't time for it in his mind.

"I don't fucking care what they do, I need a fucking drink..." He said, walking away from the group assembled at the bottom of the stairs off the boat.


Squalo was lying on the massage table, his eyes closed and his head pillowed in his arms while a pair of hands worked on his back. It was so nice to just be able to relax and not have to be frowning all the time. Every one said that his face would freeze like that if he kept frowning so much, but he really didn't have anything to smile about right now. The only thing that they ever did anymore was fight.....either between themselves or another group of people. He was going to wind up with wrinkles if this all kept going for too much longer. The Milliefoire really fucked this whole time up for them, and Squalo was glad they were done for and split back into their seperate families, with the former black spell and Irie Shoichi siding with the Vongola. It was soon going to be an all out Mafia family war, and it wasn't going to end prettily. Squalo shook the thoughts out of his head. There was no need to worrying about all this at this point in time. Besides, if the Vongola boss had his way, there would be no war at all. While Squalo liked all the fighting, he definitely liked to just relax like he was now.

Seri was the one working on his back, her full name being Serenity Jensen, and she was one of the Haiku Hellcats. She was one of the people one wouldn't consider to be a Hellcat because she was always quiet, and really wasn't one for killing people but if she heard you call her one of the Hellcat Harem, you were dead. Quite literally, before you could hit the ground. Originally, she had been doing it to get him back for the words he had said to her boss, but she just couldn't seem to find it in her to really hurt him, not once she got started on his back. He was skinnier then the darker skinned man that had been with them, but his back was still broad compared to her rather small frame. And she could wager her entire set of weapons that he didn't have an ounce of fat on him. His body was all completely muscled and she rather liked her men like that, it was sexy.

Serenity stood at 5'5" and her body was perfectly porpotioned to her height. Her hair was long, black, and currently tied back in a ponytail. Her eyes were a pale purple, and her hands looked extremely delicate. But apparently they were rather strong because every so often, Squalo would make a noise as she hit a tense spot and loosened it right out. Her lips curved up into a smile as she pressed another knot a little bit harder then necessary and let her hands do her talking for her as Squalo let out small groan and a smile covered his features as well. It was just so nice to be catered to here, that he wasn't sure if he was going to leave.

Serenity leaned down and whispered in his ear, "Comfortable Superbia?" Before, lightly running her hands up his back, using her nails softly and sensually.

"Mhmm...." Squalo said, his eyes still closed, but starting to feel a very pleasurably tension starting in his body. Who ever said that having a massage wasn't sexy?

"Good, because it's my turn." Seri said, a small smirk on her face, as she took her hands away from the white haired man's back.

Squalo sat up, looking at her now, with his eyes open, instead of how she was massaging his back. So the person wasn't acutally from Mafia land. Well there was a surprise. "Why should I honestly massage your back? I didn't ask you to."

"How about as a thank you? I could have royal fucked your back up, but I didn't. After all...We are the same type of Assassin." She said, her voice pleseant and her smile back on her face to replace the smirk.

Squalo smirked at her, and then stood up, dressed only in his tight leather pants. No shirt, just his pants. "Well then, lie down and I'll massage your back for you. You say we're the same, so I'm assuming that you are Serenity Jensen?" he said, gesturing to the table.

Serenity took the deep blue shirt she had on off and then slide onto the table, lying with her front on the table, and her back, with her bra strap still done up facing him. "Of course I'm Serenity. We may be the same type of Assassin, but we're almost nothing a like."

Squalo started up with her shoulders, working all the kinks in her neck and shoulders out. "Oh really, how do you figure that?" he asked, his hands skillfully undoing her bra strap and then moving down her back, the pressure that he was exerting on the knots and tense muscles completely even.

She made a small mewling noise of pleasure that had nothing to do with sex. Like Squalo she liked to relax and have a massage, especially if the person was male. "Because you're insanely loud and like to kill people. I'm quiet and absolutely hate killing people, but if I can kill them if I choose."

Squalo was a little confused. If she was a Hellcat, then shouldn't she enjoy killing people? "You don't like killing people yet you're an assassin?"

"Of course. I'm one of the best female ones out here. It's rather nice being top dog for the females. You see even though you're massaging my back, I could still kill you in less then thirty seconds in about 14 different ways. And some are quite painful." she said, closing her eyes and then let the feeling of his hands on her back sweep over her, causing something to start to collect in the pit of her stomach. Like him, she thought this rather sexy and was enjoying it a lot. She didn't want him to stop, but she knew she'd have to play hard to get if she really wanted it to last the entire time they were here. Janet wouldn't like it if the relationships continued over to when they were gone from Mafia land, it just wouldn't work out well. Or at least that's what she always said. Serenity was really tempted to just say screw it to Janet's rules and just go ahead and fall for this man who was running his hands over her back in a massage.

"That wouldn't be very nice of you to do though Serenity." Oh yeah. She was going to throw Janet's rule right out the window.

"I only allow certain people to call me Seri. I figure that you can call me that now...There's only one person in the Hellcats that calls me that, and that's Janet our boss."

"Well then Seri....Let me finish up your back and then we'll go have a drink, and get to know each other a little more." Squalo was acting out of character, but he didn't find that a woman that was willing to let him in that close. It was strange for him to want to get to know anyone else. His hair was still long, as Xanxus hadn't implemented his plan yet, and he didn't think that he'd ever be able to go back to short hair because of how used he was to long hair. And everyone was used to seeing him that way as well. The drinking scene wasn't his, he'd rather be on a training field with his sword and a camera, video taping more fights for Yamamoto to study from. He was going to beat that Baseball brat if it was the last thing he ever did.