Naruto's stupid stunt
"Hey, Neji can I borrow a couple buckets of butter that you have in your basement?" Naruto asked at Neji Hyuuga's doorstep.
"Why?" Neji asked
"Because….I need it for my bread." Naruto said with his grin stupidily on his face, "Okay I'll tell you. I'm planning on riding down Shikamaru's roof into his pool. It's a little hot so that's why into his pool." Naruto explained. But Neji was confused.
"Why do you want to ride down Shikamaru's roof? What are you going to ride down in?" Neji asked again.
"Because we are bored and on a plastic sled I had when I was little that I bought." Naruto said.
"Well fine but I am going to see this." Neji said leading him to his basement.
"Thank you Neji I'll never ask for anything again." Naruto said happily.
"I'm holding you to that." Neji said walking down to his basement. He came back up with 5 buckets of butter.
"Thanks Neji." Naruto said taking the buckets and leading him and Neji to Shikamaru's house but Neji wanted to ask one more thing.
"Why do you need butter to slide down his roof?" Neji asked.
"Oh Shikamaru told me that the butter will help me slide better." Naruto explained his dumb stunt once more.
They arrived at Shikamaru's house with Sasuke, Sakura, Kiba, and Hinata around the back porch where the pool was and Shikamaru on his very slanted roof with the butter spreader device in his hand (the thing that they clean windows with. I cannot remember the name.) Naruto threw the buckets up to Shikamaru who caught them and sent each one aside until every one was up on the roof. Naruto then climbed up the ladder to his roof. They then started to spread the butter into a very wide and long vertical line that pointed down to Shikamaru's pool.
'I hope he will be okay after this' Hinata thought in her mind very nervous about what Naruto was about to do.
Kiba was setting up the camera and trying to figure where to get the best shot. Sakura was setting up chairs for her and Sasuke who were going to watch this. Sasuke was watching Naruto and Shikamaru just spread the butter on the roof.
"Shikamaru! I'll help clean this stuff after this is over." Sasuke said, "If you want me to."
"Thanks Sasuke but I will get Naruto to clean it because he is the one doing the stupid thing." Shikamaru yelled back.
"Okay." Sasuke said walking to where Kiba was to help him with the camera.
After a couple of minutes the butter was spread and Naruto was changed into his swimming trunks on his sled on the top of Shikamaru's roof. Everyone was ready to watch this. Kiba had the camera ready, Sasuke and Sakura had front row seats and Hinata was hoping that he didn't hurt himself.
Naruto said the countdown, "3….2….1!" He then pushed himself down the butter to the pool. Kiba was in the perfect position to get every second of this. Sakura and Sasuke were on the edge of their seats. Hinata wasn't looking. Neji was not looking really surprised but he was a little anxious to see this. Shikamaru was just standing and watching. Naruto was at the edge of the roof where he fell off the sled and crashing into the pool making a big splash. Drops of water fell on everyone. Naruto came up out of the water shaking his hair dry. He smiled knowing that was fun. Kiba got every second of the stunt. He was happy of the result. Hinata was looking at him and relieved that he wasn't hurt. Shikamaru was a little impressed that he made it. Neji was a little too. Sakura and Sasuke were laughing their heads off. They saw the funniest thing ever!
"Man," Sasuke said "That is the funniest thing I ever saw. I can' wait till the next party when we show this."
"Me too can I go again." Naruto asked.
"YES GO AGAIN." Everyone yelled at Naruto. Kiba then set up his camera for the second attempt. Everyone just saw the stupidest thing ever. Just wait until next week.
