Mario Kart Danger
Mario Kart Danger
"Mama, don't go!" yelled a luma.
"I must. This is now for Mario," said Rosalina.
"Well since we're going, lets pint out the deaths that happened before us."
"Yes. Lets remember the fallen racers."
It all started in Luigi Circuit. Everything was going fine for Baby Luigi and Luigi, but Koppa Troppa tossed a bomb-omb. They blew up. In Moo Moo Meadows, Baby Mario was run-over by a stampede of cows and Mario shortly got a heart attack. At Mushroom Gorge, Yoshi died of altitude sickness and Birdo was crushed in Toad Factory. In Mario circuit, Toad suffered brain damage from the waves of the POW block. Todette was in a traffic accident in Coconut Mall and Diddy Kong fell into an abyss in DK summit. Wario drifted too hard and fell off the track. In Daisy Circuit, Bowser Jr. is being treated for blindness since a blooper squirted ink into his eyes and Daisy fell into the water and was eaten by an eel in Kopppa Cape. Koppa was stomped to death by a Wiggler in Maple Treeway and Bowser fell into the lava, but he got out of it, becoming Dry Bowser in Grumble Volcano. In Dry Dry Ruins, Waluigi was buried alive and in Moonview Highway, DK was repeatedly run-over. Lastly, Baby Daisy fell in the lava at Bowser's Castle; no Dry Baby Daisy came out. No the remaining racers are Rosalina, King Boo, Funky Kong, Dry Bowser, Dry Bones, Peach, Baby Peach, and a Mii. Toadsworth informed them that they will be leaving for Rainbow Road at any time.
In the rocket, everyone was ready (except Mii). They saw the track and they all got off. Funky Kong and Mii died from the lack of oxygen and Dry Bones went right through the track. Dry Bowser looked around and only noticed 4 racers (excluding himself) left.
"This isn't good," spoke Dry Bowser.
"Lets race! Lets race!" cheered King Boo.
"Make that 20," said the Luma keeping the death count.
5 minutes later and no one has reached the goal.
"This is rubbish!" yelled Toadsworth. "I will crown the first person to cross the finish line!" Super Sonic came in and slammed into them. Toadswoth stopped him and crowned him winner. "You are the new Mario Kart Wii champion!"
"Whatever! Just move!" yelled Super Sonic.
"Why?"
"Look!" Super Sonic was pointing to a falling ARK that crashed into the earth and blew up. "Damn."