Right, so this is a bit like my character's reaction to GreatDarkNoodleKing's Xiaolin Showdown fanfic, Good Girls Go Bad. I own nothing, not even the story concept, except for my characters Razi and Lux. Also, Chase Young and Jack are "friends" with the xiaolin monks, and my characters have been around for a while. Anyway…on with the story!
Razi shot up in her cot inside the xiaolin temple. Her mind was swirling with confusion, and for a few minutes, she just sat there. She went through her morning routine of brushing her blonde hair, lacing up her black leather combat boots, and looking at the clock several times before she actually saw what time it was. After this, she stood still, trying to remember just what had woken her up so early. I mean, it was noon, for god's sake! Then, she started to remember. It started as a small image, and a smile. Then more images and a grin. It kept going until she broke out into full-on maniacal laughter.
The others had woken up long before. The monks for training. Jack for building. And Chase for…Chase stuff. Currently, Lux was kicking their asses at monopoly. She was in the middle of yelling at Chase for skipping his turn to pay her when they heard extremely LOUD and craze-filled laughter. Jack was extremely intrigued by this. Razi came into the room laughing her ass off, and she had even started crying she was laughing so hard. "You all right there, Razi?" Clay asked. It seemed like she was trying to respond, but her loud gasps of breath and loud cackling made it inaudible. "Dear friend, why are you breaking your intestines so?" Omi asked worriedly. Raimundo shook his head. "It's 'busting your gut', Omi." "That too."
After about twenty minutes, Razi finally stopped laughing, though she still emitted a giggle or two. Kimiko was the first to speak up. "So, what had you laughing so hard?" Razi giggled again. "I had this absolutely hilarious dream!" Jack got over excited and started jumping up and down. "What was it about? Tell us! Tell us!" Razi shook her head, but then paused and looked at Kimiko. "Well, I won't tell all of you, but I'll tell Kimiko since it centered around her." The others sighed in disappointment, and even Chase looked a bit peeved. Kimiko, on the other hand, skipped over to Razi and leaned in close.
With each word Razi said, Kimiko's face got redder and angrier. When Raz finished, Kimiko straightened up and punched her between the eyes. Razi flew into Jack, and even though it hurt, she started laughing again. "How could you think that?" Kimiko yelled. "I mean…to even imagine…I just…I would never… UGH!" Kimiko stormed out, and Razi yelled at her between laughs, "Hey! It's not-ha-not exactly-hehe-m-my fault-hahahahahaha!" Jack pushed her off, blushing madly, and went back to where he was sitting. Lux walked over to Razi. "Can't you tell me, too? I mean, we're practically sisters!" "S-sure!" Razi pulled Lux's head down and started to tell her. Suddenly, Lux burst out laughing as well. Her face turned bright red and she could barely breath. "That's not even the best part!"
When Razi fully finished her story, both of the girls were rolling around on the floor, cackling and taking crazed breaths. Raimundo needed to know more. "So? C'mon, tell us! Please!" Lux tried to tell them, but couldn't quite get the words out. "Kimiko-gasp-dragon-giggle-strippers-heheha-contest-gasp again-Chase-can't breathe-kissing-BAHAHAHAHAHA!" Chase started to ask more, but realized it would be useless. The others eventually left, one by one, until the only ones left were two laugh-crazed girls and one confused and sleepy Dojo who had just woken up from a nap.
Well, there it is! Reviews appreciated, and I probably forgot one of the characters.