Disclaimer: I don't own the song Like a Boss. The Lonely Island owns that song, which kicks ass by the way. I also don't own Shin Megami Tensei Persona 3/Persona 3 FES/Persona 3 Portable. If I did then I'd have Elizabeth and Minato keep dating. Either that or have her as an additional S Link (universe social link maybe). This will be the Persona 3 version of The Lonely Island's "Like a Boss". Also at the end, I decided to have Ryoji show up. Read and Review. I was on you tube the other day and watched an Elizabeth/Minato final date vid and was inspired to make this fic based on a comment made by a youtuber named WonderfulSpam. So props go to him or her for the idea.
Like a Boss Persona 3 FES version
Interviewer: Mr. Arisato thanks for coming to your performance reviewMinato: No problemInterviewer: So your in charge around here is that fair to say?Minato: Absolutely, I'm the bossInterviewer: Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the bossMinato: Well the first thing I do isGet off the train(like a boss)Pass lots of coffins (like a boss)Head to the dorm (like a boss)Sign a contract (like a boss)Head to high school (like a boss)Awaken my persona (like a boss)Kill some shadows (like a boss)Meet Igor and Liz (like a boss)Join a shadow hunting group (like a boss)Head to Tartarus (like a boss)Go to the 2nd floor (like a boss)Start some social links (like a boss)Join the Kendo Club (like a boss)
Be friends with Kenji (like a boss)Play Innocent Sin (like a boss)Date four chicks (like a boss) 1st Round with Strega (like a boss) Kicked their asses(like a boss) Killed arcanas (like a boss) Went back to tartarus (like a boss) Ten minutes later (like a boss)Fight the reaper (like a boss)Fuck this. I can't fucking beat him shit!Pussy out (like a boss)Date Elizabeth (like a boss)Dumped a lot of yen (like a boss)Maxed out social links (like a boss)Operation Babe Hunt (like a boss)Get rejected (like a boss)Get chased by a tranny (like a boss)Meet with Aigis (like a boss)Accept Liz's 5th date request (like a boss)Head into the dorm (like a boss)Bring Liz to my room (like a boss)Fucked her brains out (like a boss)Finish Tartarus (like a boss)Beat Strega and Nyx (like a boss)Become the great seal (like a boss)Now I'm dead (like a boss)Interviewer: Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?Minato: No doubtInterviewer: You seal some goddess named Nyx and die?Minato: Hell yea.Interviewer: And I think that at one point there you said something about getting chased by a tranny?Minato: NopeInterviewer: Actually I'm pretty sure you didMinato: Nah that ain't me Interviewer: Ok well thank you this has really been an eye opening for meMinato: I'm the bossInterviewer: Yea I get that you said it like 400 times alreadyMinato: I'm the bossInterviewer: Yeah, yeah I got itMinato: I'm the bossInterviewer: No, I heard you see you laterRyoji appears out of nowhere
Ryoji: Like a boss
Author's Note: I haven't given up on my Persona 3 forever zero fanfic, I just haven't been focused on it at the time since I had to go to court. I won't go into details on what happened though. I'll continue that fanfic sometime next week. This could've been better but I kinda rushed through this. I'll re-edit it some other time. Any reviews saying how would be greatly appreciated. Laters/