Hey kiddos, how are you!? I do not own PJO or HOO or any of that cheese.
Leo: Bold Thalia: Italics.
Hey baby, you and your Zeus powers blow me away.
Idiot, I can't blow you away, it's my brother who does that and he does that to Piper. I can electrocute you instead though, yeah?
*Gulp* I'll pass
Hey baby, why did you become a hunter when you have yours truly?
You're one of the reasons a girl should become a hunter...
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from Olympus? 'Cause you're go-
*Slap*
Hey, Pine cone face, you were one hot tree.
I don't know what's grosser. You find a tree I used to be hot or that you're using sucky pick up lines. And I'm still hot, loser.
You're hotter than Aphrodite and Artemis.
*Takes out bow and arrow* And how do you know how hot Artemis is then!? Hmmmm!?
Thalico sucks!
Thalico doesn't exist, and before you say it, neither does 'Thalia x Leo'. Seriously, why are you shipping me with my younger cousin anyway? AND DOES IT NOT GET THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THAT I WON'T EVER LEAVE THE HUNTERS FOR MY COUSIN TOO?
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go.
*Punches* Anything sung by Justin Beaver is an insult against Artemis and her hunters, moron.
Ow.. Since when?
Since now.
Thals, Baby Cakes!? You're the fire to my epic Hephaestus powers!
... Go back to your bunker make yourself a girlfriend.
Hey, do you like my girlfriend? Her name's... Uh... Robotnika.
1, What the Hades? 2, I was joking. 3, Robotnik is Egg Man's real name. And finally, this is so wrong on all the levels of the underworld.
*Laughs* This never happened.
*Slaps* No.
Hey, baby, if I could, I'd destroy Troy for you.
Just wondering, were you the guy who did that in your past life?
Hey baby, Venus ain't got nothing on you.
*Mutters* Leave me alone or I'll turn your face into Uranus.
Hey, who should I do next? Review who you think! More chapters to come!
Leo, who are you talking to?