When I opened the door, there was a small english cottage . How strange, I was sure the sign on the door said Ouran High School Host Club Auditions... yet there was no one around. "Hello? Is anyone here? I'm here for the auditions..." I called out, looking around for any sign of, well, anything really. Suddenly, the door closed behind me and the famous Haruhi Fujioka appeared. For some reason, she was wearing a fairytale costume. She looked exactly like Little Red Riding Hood! "Welcome to the host club!" Haruhi said gently, smiling. "Are you here to audition, or are you a guest?" She asked politely. "Um... I'm here to audition, I guess?" "I understand, please wait for a moment." She said, and went inside the cottage. I heard her chatting to some people inside.
"There's actually an auditonee?! How strange!"
"I know, right? I didn't actually expect anyone to show up after putting that ad on the Host Club."
"Hey, Tono, shouldn't we just call on Renge-kun?"
"Oh, Good Idea! Let us do it then!"
Suddenly, the walls of the cottage all folded out on the floor, revealing all the host club members. Takashi Morinozuka was dressed up as the woodcutter, Mitsukuni Haninozuka was dressed up like the grandma, (although he looked more like a little girl if you ask me) The Hitachiin twins, Hikaru and Kaoru, were dressed up as the wolf and Tamaki was wearing a suit, so I guessed he was the storyteller. Suddenly, a girl started laughing but I couldn't see her. Her laugh sounded slightly strange, kind of like a seal. I heard something moving, and then an amazing sight appeared before me! A girl was rising out of the ground, on a rotating raised platform! I stumbled back with the strangeness of it all.
"Did you call me?" Renge Hoshakuji said, rather dramatically.
"Ah, Renge-kun, what do you suggest we do with this auditionee? He came all this way to audition for being a member of the Host Club but we don't know what to do!" Tamaki Suoh said, spreading his arms out wide.
"Well, let's see... First up: The visual test!" She said, jumping off of her platform to inspect me. She walked around me slowly, staring at every part of my body, making me blush. I wanted to run away, I really did. No, I had to endure! How else could I ever hope to become more confident in myself? "Um, w-what is she doing?" I asked awkwardly.
"She's just examining you. Don't worry, she's only doing it so that she can decide whether you're fit to be a host or not. Then, we can decide which category you fit under, if you pass, of course." Kyoya Otori said, writing something in his fabled "famous file" which he is said to write everything in. By the way, my theory is that his file is actually a diary. I've always wanted to read it and find out what it really is, though.
"Hey, Renge-chan, did he pass? Did he pass?" Mitsukuni Haninozuka said, all the while sitting on Takashi Morinozuka's shoulders.
"Hmm... He passes the visual test with flying colors! With his looks, the type he should go for is... The shy tsundere type, without a doubt!" Renge said, pointing her finger at me. "By the way, what is your name, auditionee?"
"M-my name? It's... Yukihiro Aohoshi."
"Ah... Aohoshi-san, your name sounds slightly strange. Is it alright if we call you Yuki instead?"
"Uh...yeah, sure."
"Well then, let the club welcome its newest member, Yuki-kun!"
"What?! I was accepted into the club, just like that?!"
"I'm afraid it's not that easy," Tamaki said, putting his face near mine. "We're about to open for business today. If you can get 10 people to request you, we'll let you into the club. However, they only count if they enjoyed their time with you, so try your best!" He said, giving me a thumbs up.
"O-okay, I'll try my best!" I exclaimed, clenching my fists.
"There's actually an auditonee?! How strange!"
"I know, right? I didn't actually expect anyone to show up after putting that ad on the Host Club."
"Hey, Tono, shouldn't we just call on Renge-kun?"
"Oh, Good Idea! Let us do it then!"
Suddenly, the walls of the cottage all folded out on the floor, revealing all the host club members. Takashi Morinozuka was dressed up as the woodcutter, Mitsukuni Haninozuka was dressed up like the grandma, (although he looked more like a little girl if you ask me) The Hitachiin twins, Hikaru and Kaoru, were dressed up as the wolf and Tamaki was wearing a suit, so I guessed he was the storyteller. Suddenly, a girl started laughing but I couldn't see her. Her laugh sounded slightly strange, kind of like a seal. I heard something moving, and then an amazing sight appeared before me! A girl was rising out of the ground, on a rotating raised platform! I stumbled back with the strangeness of it all.
"Did you call me?" Renge Hoshakuji said, rather dramatically.
"Ah, Renge-kun, what do you suggest we do with this auditionee? He came all this way to audition for being a member of the Host Club but we don't know what to do!" Tamaki Suoh said, spreading his arms out wide.
"Well, let's see... First up: The visual test!" She said, jumping off of her platform to inspect me. She walked around me slowly, staring at every part of my body, making me blush. I wanted to run away, I really did. No, I had to endure! How else could I ever hope to become more confident in myself? "Um, w-what is she doing?" I asked awkwardly.
"She's just examining you. Don't worry, she's only doing it so that she can decide whether you're fit to be a host or not. Then, we can decide which category you fit under, if you pass, of course." Kyoya Otori said, writing something in his fabled "famous file" which he is said to write everything in. By the way, my theory is that his file is actually a diary. I've always wanted to read it and find out what it really is, though.
"Hey, Renge-chan, did he pass? Did he pass?" Mitsukuni Haninozuka said, all the while sitting on Takashi Morinozuka's shoulders.
"Hmm... He passes the visual test with flying colors! With his looks, the type he should go for is... The shy tsundere type, without a doubt!" Renge said, pointing her finger at me. "By the way, what is your name, auditionee?"
"M-my name? It's... Yukihiro Aohoshi."
"Ah... Aohoshi-san, your name sounds slightly strange. Is it alright if we call you Yuki instead?"
"Uh...yeah, sure."
"Well then, let the club welcome its newest member, Yuki-kun!"
"What?! I was accepted into the club, just like that?!"
"I'm afraid it's not that easy," Tamaki said, putting his face near mine. "We're about to open for business today. If you can get 10 people to request you, we'll let you into the club. However, they only count if they enjoyed their time with you, so try your best!" He said, giving me a thumbs up.
"O-okay, I'll try my best!" I exclaimed, clenching my fists.