A/N: Be warned, this is SLASH people. That's M/M relations, for those who don't know.
Attack of the Boredom
"Zaaack, I'm bored!"
"You're always bored Freddy. It's a sad and unfortunate fact of life that you should probably accept."
"Never!"
"I wish you would, the task to entertain you always seems to fall on my shoulders."
"It's what you love about me."
"You wish."
"Well, it's either that or my incredible sexiness."
"I'd go with the sexiness."
"Really?"
"...Did I just say that out loud?"
"If you're talking about you saying that you think I have an over abundance of sexiness, then yes."
"Ugh. I just HAD to inflate your already sizeable ego, didn't I?"
"Apparently so."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Zack?"
"What now Freddy?"
"Did you mean it?"
"Mean what?"
"That you think I'm sexy?"
"..."
"YOU DID!"
"...No I didn't."
"You soo did."
"No I didn't!"
"Did to!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"..."
"Zack?"
"I'm not talking to you."
"You just did."
"..."
"..."
"Shut up."
"I didn't say anything!"
"But you were thinking it!"
"Sorry."
"You should be."
"Wait, I thought you weren't talking to me."
"You're an idiot."
"Maybe, but at least I'm still sexy."
"You can say that again."
"..."
"..."
"You so want me in your pants."
"..."
"Zack?"
"You know, I really don't have a problem with that."
"..."
"Especially seeing as the feeling is most DEFINITELY mutual."
"..."
"Ompf...ahhhh...ohhh...mmm"
"You talk too much."
"And you – ohh, do that again! – are wearing too many clothes."
"I couldn't agree more."