Disclaimer: I'm an Aussie girl busy saving for her first holiday away from home. The owner of Harry Potter is an English lady who has millions of dollars, and I'm sure has been on heaps of holidays. In other words, the only things that are mine are Alexia and Arabella Riddle.

Key:

Reporter
Alexia
Arabella

Both twins

Interview 1: Arabella and Alexia Riddle

'Thank you for letting me interview you'
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'You mean we had a choice?'
'Well, no.'
'Wonderful.'
'
Be nice Alex.'
'Always Bella. Can we get on with it now then?'
'Sure. How many people have you dated?'
'One.'
'
Seven.'
'Seven?'
'Yeah. I thought you knew that?'
'Obviously not.'
'Where do you go when you want to be alone?'
'Somewhere high.'
'What would you do if you could be invisible?'
'Scare Filch.'
'What always makes you smile, no matter how bad a day you're having?'
'Her.'
'I'd just like to point out that they just pointed to each other. What do you think you'll name your kids?'
'Xaria or Adrian.'
'Ryan or Alice.'
'What's your favourite type of cuisine?'
'Italian.'

'If you had a pet rhino, what would you name it?'
'Sparky.'
'Sparky? For a rhino?'
'Well what would you name it?'
'Horny.'
'I think that's weirder then Sparky.'
'You would.'
'Though you try to hide it, you're actually…?'
'Shy.'
'What is your biggest fear?'
'Losing each other.'
'Is there anything you'd like to add before we continue?'
'Don't trust anyone that lives in a sewer.'
'Wonderful. Would you rather have a fast forward or instant replay button for your life?'
'Instant replay.'
'Fast forward.'
'When the world ends, you will be…?'
'The reason its ending.'
'You feel most powerful when…?'
'Kicking butt.'
'What kind of pet would you life to have?'
'Manticore.'
'Unicorn.'
'Who would you like to be for a day?'
'Each other.'
'Who would you like to smack?'
'Our grandmother.'
'What's your earliest memory?'
'We were about two years old.'
'We were watching our mother pack.'
'What's the most recent dream you remember having?'
'Mothers death.'
'The best things in life are…?'
'Free.'
'Family.'
'Yes. What she said.'
'If you were a ghost, who would you haunt?'
'Harry.'
'Father.'
'What would your theme song be?'
'Better Half by Keith Urban.'
'Addicted, Kelly Clarkson.'
'What's the first thing you do when you wake up?'
'Go back to sleep.'
'What would you name your pet monkey?'
'Spanky.'
'What kind of name is Spanky?'
'What I'd call a monkey. Why, what would you call yours?'
'Cercops.'
'How typical. Monkey in Latin. Honestly.'
'What's the best thing you've ever eaten?'
'Harry's curry.'
'I don't think our tongues were ever the same.'
'What question should they ask the Miss Universe contestants?'
'What is your IQ?'
'What would you do if you knew today was your last day to live?'
'Take our father with us.'
'What's the weirdest thing you've ever been asked?'
'Will you marry me.'
'Some death eater.'
'Thank you girls. Is there anything else you'd like to say?'
'The family that slays together, stays together.'
'A rich mans joke is always funny.'
'Lovely. This is Cor, signing off after interviewing Alexia and Arabella Riddle. Tune in next time for the Dark Lord himself.'

AN: I hope you liked this... I'm not sure if I like it yet. Please review.