A/N: Holy Retro Slash, it's Cowboy Bob and Roddy Piper! I hereby swear on the holiness that is Kane's package that I do not own these guys and that I am not receiving kick back in monetary form for writing any of this. I'm just a single mom with too much time on her hands.

"No."

"C'mon Acey."

"No."

"Why not?"

"It's pink."

"So? Real men wear pink."

"Says the man that wears a skirt."

"Kilt."

"Skirt."

"Augh!"

He fell to the floor, the fair haired man landing hard on his chest; driving the air from his body and leaving him gasping as he tried to duck the flying fists. He couldn't help but grin as the anger burned out quickly, leaving Rod's face flushed and shining as his chest heaved when as he panted. He leaned up and captured his partners lips; holding him lovingly before flipping them so that the fiery willed Scotsman was pinned between him and the floor. Hands touched and gripped tightly while teeth clicked softly and tongues danced.

Air grew think and with smile and panted breath he pulled away; love and respect glowing on his face as he brushed a few of the soft tendrils of hair away from Rod's face. He chuckled a bit as he leaned down and left a kiss to the end of Rod's nose before speaking.

"I know it's a kilt Hot Scot, but you feel better now dontcha?"

Rod laughed and reached up to cup his face, his eyes dancing with laughter as he playfully pulled a one of his curls.

"Mah bodyguard..always looking out for me. How'd ya know I wasn't right in the head..not that I am normally but, ha, how'd ya know it Acey?"

"Easy, when you get worried there this wrinkle on your forehead that stands out."

He prodded the slowly disappearing sign and laughed when Rod playfully growled at him, brushing their lips together before moving back to sit on his knees.

"See, that's why I love ya Acey, ya know the little things that make me me...not everyone would notice that..but I guess with as much time as we spend together...like when we went and had that little pow-wow with Hogan that he had no idea about...anyways...you know the important stuff Acey..."

He shook his head as he got to his feet, his hand held out for Rod even though he knew that the smaller man would just spring up from the ground.

"C'mon Roddy, lets get this done and show them all a thing or two."

With a wild eyed gleam Rod plopped the pink monstrosity on Bob's head; stealing a kiss before bursting out into the hallways with a loud 'HAH!'. He followed at a more sedate pace, shaking his head and laughing; the pink hat being tossed into the nearest trash can by the gorilla position before he stepped through the curtain.