Let's hear it for late-night can't sleep songfics!!!!! Whoo hoo!!!!! Something I tossed together to Beck's "Where It's At". I wanted a challenge, and Beck is fairly hard to make a parody out of. Anyway, the original song belongs to his record label, and not him, sadly. This version, however, belongs to ME, ^___~ Enjoy!!!
There's a destination a little past the hash
One the fifty yardline and the second one back
A place we hit in a few less counts
Then it should take to go sixteen steps
Pulling our muscles and killing our hamstrings
Two clarinetists and a piccolo
Too few counts! He just clapped his hands just clapped his hands.
Where's the hash?
I got two clarinetists and a piccolo...
Where's the hash?
I got two clarinetists and a piccolo...
Where's the hash?
I got two clarinetists and a piccolo...
Where's the hash???
[robot vocal effect] I'm gonna get hit by that dumb trombone...
Take me home to mend my broken bones!
Pick yourself up off the forty yardline
With your very sore bones and your out of tune tones
We know the music, memorizers
Move through the grass like lawn mower drivers
Shine your shoes with that smelly white paint
Band shoes from the back of your locker
Passing the sunscreen from host to host
Let the sun do its thing, but we're gonna roast.
Where's the hash?
I got two clarinetists and a piccolo...
Where's the hash?
I got two clarinetists and a piccolo...
Man[spoken]: "What about those who slide both ways, L/R Slide?"
Two clarinetists and a piccolo
Two clarinetists and a piccolo
Two clarinetists and a piccolo
Two clarinetists and a piccolo
One clarinetist and a scared trombone
Two clarinetists and a piccolo
Where's the hash?
I got two clarinetists and a piccolo...
Where's the hash?
I got two clarinetists and a piccolo...
Oh, dear me. Making jokes at a two-snare band...
girl[spoken]: "That's pitiful, band..."
(Get my clarinet....)
There's a destination a little past the hash
One the fifty yardline and the second one back
A place we hit in a few less counts
Then it should take to go sixteen steps
Pulling our muscles and killing our hamstrings
Two clarinetists and a piccolo
Too few counts! He just clapped his hands just clapped his hands.
Where's the hash?
I got two clarinetists and a piccolo...
Where's the hash?
I got two clarinetists and a piccolo...
I got murder on my mind.... ;)