This my first story and I hope you like it!!
This story is dedicated to the boy that lives next to me.

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SSBM: The Story...

It's big, it's huge it's the new tournament
of the Super Smash Brothers Melee Corporation.

Sign up now. Show your SINTENDO passport plus name at the desk.

Later at SINTENDO Headqaurters...

Lady of desk 1:Number 6, Number 6 your turn.
Name...?

???: Name... I dind't know the test was this hard.

Lady: We haven't started the test yet.

???: oh... I think my name was 'LINK' or something like that.

Lady: May I have your ID? That thing you have in your hand...

Link: Oh this... I was thinking I could get free chocolates with this.

Lady: That's one building further at the bakery...

Link: Ok... Sign me up as well. (Link thinks: Maybe if I win I'll get chocolates).

Lady: Now, listen carefully ok? TWO buildings further there is a nice lady of 2 ton
who will help you with the test. Got that? TWO buildings ok.

Link: I think I got that.

Ten Minutes later.

Lady: number 3 is up.

Mr. Game & Watch: Bleep-bleep bzzzz.

Lady: Name...?

Mr. Game and Watch: BZZZ?

Lady: Hey, you in that suit, translate this weird language.

Samus: This stupid 2nd dimensial creature says: If that elf has chocolates,
where are mine?

Lady: I'll will give you later. Ask him what's his name.

Samus: Blaap-blaney?

Mr. Game & Watch: trrrrrrr. error...error...

Samus: ehhh... Just write down Mr. Game & Watch.

Lady: OK, I don't need his passport and see his flat face.
2 buildings further a lady of 2 ton will help you. TWO BUILDINGS!!!

30 minutes later.

Lady: number 22, 22 your turn.

Mewtwo: GIVE ME CHOCOLATES, NOW!!!!

Lady: wait for your turn.

Mewtwo: IF 20 OTHERS DORKS ARE ONE BUILDING FURTHER EATING
CHOCOLATES, WHY CAN'T I HAVE!!!!!!!

Lady: I'm getting NUTS!

Mewtwo: Anyone that disturps mewtwo eating chocolates get's punished...

Lady: SHUT UP and give me your name... NNNOOOWWWW!!!!!

Mewtwo:*No Sound*... Mewtwo, miss.

Lady: 2 buildings further there is a miss who has become 3 ton by eating al those
chocolates. She'll help you with the test. When you are finished you can get your chocolates...

Lady: I'm gonna faint. *Fainting* (in her dream: Chocolates... GIMME GIMME)

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Host: Finally, after 5 very, and I mean very long hours, 500 people singed up including
A blue hedgehog and man+female wireframes wich have a BIG family.
They al look like eachother... The Masterhand Is automaticlly in because
he won last year. By cheating his brother is also in now. Now everyone has
finished his chocolates, including the lady of desk one, everyone became 500 pounds heavier so there has to be a diet contest. The lady of 3 ton explodes, and for eating so much cookies without paying, the fighters had to scrape her of the wall. This will save Sintendo a lot of money. Next time the first battle will begin!!! Be there, or........ Watch Melrose Place. I've heard it's exciting.
Manager: Ok, that's enough, be there.

P.S.: There will also be an interview with some of the fighers.