Ahh, yes. A song parody. I made this up in the car while listening to the radio. I am so random.
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers because I am not Primus.
I want an Autobot for Christmas.
Only an Autobot will do.
Don't want a con. No stinky predacon.
I want Autobot to be my car, to protect me.
I wan an Autobot for Christmas.
I don't that the Primes will mind, do you?
It won't have hide in a dirty ole camaro.
I'll just take him to the Porsche dealership,
And let him choose his own.
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
Dreaming about a bot.
Oh, what a shock and a surprise
When I open up my eyes,
To see a sword or cannon pointed at me.
I want an Autobot for Christmas.
Only an Autobot will do.
No Soundwave, no stupid Thundercrackers.
I only like sword-wielding Sideswipe.
And Sideswipe really likes me too.
Simmons says an Autobot would lubricate on me, but then
Lennox says an Autobot is human-friendly.
There's lots of room for him in a super-secret base.
I'd talk to him, and fight along him, and give him a car wash.
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
Dreaming about a bot.
Oh, what a shock and a surprise
When I open up my eyes,
To see a sword or cannon pointed at me.
I want an Autobot for Christmas.
Only an Autobot will do.
No Soundwave, no silly Thundercrackers.
I only like Sideswipe.
And Sideswipe likes me too.