"Parental Advisory" is property of Wordstryder
A/N: This is a sketch comedy show that my friends and I thought of. I'm going to share a pilot show with you. Please don't steal my ideas or title :)
Parental Advisory
By Wordstryder
Senior citizens gone wild.
Disclaimer Appears: Warning: The subject matter may be inappropriate for younger viewers.
Announcer (Voice over) – Are you tired of tame "Girls Gone Wild" videos and want something a bit more Wilder...Then order "Senior Citizens Gone Wild" videos now!!!
Several elderly people are playing the game "Bingo" and the Bingo Caller pulls out a bingo ball.
Bingo Caller – B-10
The camera scrolls over to a elderly person and she shouts "BINGO" and jumps on the table, takes out her dentures and spikes them on the table like a football. She holds the bingo Dauber and does the dance called "broken sprinkler"
Announcer (Voice Over) – If you order now you will get "Senior Citizens Gone Wild: Publishers Clearing House Antics" Absolutely free.
The Camera shows the sweepstakes people running up to the door and knocks on the door. A man answers the door.
The mans name is Dempsey Dickerson and he won 100,000,000 dollars. He screams and rips his pants off for no reason and the censored bar is a image of the "Senior Citizens Gone Wild" tape cover.
Announcer (Voice Over) – As for a free gift you will receive a slightly used Bingo Dauber a 2.99 value absolutely free...ORDER NOW!!!
The Raindrop
A little kid is riding his bike and he could hear the sky roar with anger and he could see some of the ground sucking up a little rain. He get hit with a raindrop and it knocks him off his bike with great force.
Movie Trailer #1
The screen is black but is filled with white letter "You've probably have seen it once or own the movies..from the people that brought you the "Fast and furious" and the other ones bring you..."Fast and the furious: '81 Station wagon"
4 illegal street racer and their girlfriends are talking about the next big score and next big race. Then a elderly man drives up to them, then the racers double take and laugh.
Racer #1 – Want do you want grandpa?
The Elderly man says nothing.
Racer #2 – What do you want..?...you come to talk to us about colonial Penn insurance and Liberty Diabetes Testing supplies?
The Elderly man laughed, finally he talks.
Elderly Man – I want your ass on the tarmac you young whippersnapper!
The screen shows a station wagon and 4 cars souped up with turbo and neon slowly emerge to the starting line, one of the racers girlfriends walked over to the elderly man and started talking to him.
Girlfriend – .what are you doing with these guys...they will trip you off the line...
The Elderly man said nothing, only smiled...then he kissed her on the cheek. The girl smiled.
Girlfriend- Grandpa...not in front of the guys...You know it was cute when I was little but now I'm embarrassed.
The Girl's Grandfather revs his engine and the other cars followed suit and the elderly man shot out farther. He laughs and shout to them.
Grandpa- Want a little more speed to go with that automobile?
Announcer(Voice Over) – Come to see the movie that several critics hail as "The fast and furious movie that has plot,good acting, and above all racing for an hour and forty five minutes"...Rated R for adult language, Crude Humor, and developed story.