Author note: co written by 'Bite Me Jasper Cullen' I know this is a bit sick... but we had some funny ideas... we might write a serious one later haven't decided yet.
The Cullen's Without...
Bella
Edward's POV
Bella's gone. How could I have done this to her? It's all my fault. I'm so stooopid. I want to kill myself. I'm such a bloody emo, man! Where's that knife that's always lying around that cuts vampire skin? Oh Jesus man! I'm English! I never noticed before...
"Hey, Emmett!" I said, "I dare you to rip me to pieces and burn me."
"I don't know, man, that sounds kinda dangerous..."
"Are you chickening out?!"
"NEVER!!
Emmett POV
Man. Bella's dead. Dude. Bella's gone. Hummmm. Heeee.
"Hey, Emmett!"Edward said, "I dare you to rip me to pieces and burn me."
"I don't know, man, that sounds kinda dangerous..."
"Are you chickening out?!"
ME! Emmett almighty, chicken out??! How could he say such a thing?!
"NEVER!!" I screamed
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Alice POV
NO! No more shopping buddy!! Wait a minute. Why did I just see Emmett ripping Edwards clothes off?!
"Hey! What are you doing?!!"
Man I thought you said rip your clothes off and burn them!" Alice hears from the next room.
Boys! Wait another minute! Awesome! I get to buy Edward new clothes! Well, at least some good came from Bella's death. Yey Bella!
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Rosalie POV
Oh well!
Typical Bella! Always stealing the lime light!
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Jasper POV
Well, I did try to kill her once my self. Damn I wish I was there when she died. Mmmm, all that blood... Oh no! It's happening again! Happy thoughts! HAPPY THOUGHTS! Humans= friends (not food)!!!
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Esme POV
Oh. It's like losing a daughter. Oh no. Oh, who am I kidding? I didn't even know the kid!
Carlisle POV
Oh great! Now Bella's gone the hospital will be deserted!