Truth or Dare: The Lord of the Rings

by morvis343

Whether you love them, hate them, praise them or berate them, the characters of LotR are yours to do with what you will. Rated T for violence, language, and whatever else you rate things T for.

1. Chapter 1

ToD: LotR

On the empty plains of rohan, a breeze wafts through the otherwise silent landscape. the grass waves in the wind, but no other sign of life can be seen. Then come the first arrivals, legendary figures striding through the wilderness. Then come more, and more still, until the plain is teeming with men, elves, dwarves, wizards, hobbits, monsters, and all other manner of creatures. They do not fight, for they have been summoned. But by who? "look" says one of them "I see a cloud of dust on the horizon" "I see it too" says another. "it's coming this way fast!" says the first. And so it is. They have all turned to look now, some drawing their weapons. They are right to fear it. Coming from the east, riding on a whirlwind of pure epicness, his presence heralded by angels and demons alike, is the amazing Morvis Maqueer!

Morvis: *makes impressive landing* Before I say anything, is everyone here?

Everyone: *looks around* Ummmm...

Morvis: *does head count* WHERE THE HELL ARE STRIDER AND STRIDETTE?

Aragorn and Arwen: *making out on a random beach in France*

Morvis: *warps them to the plain* Kiss on your own time! Didn't you get the summons? Never mind, you're here and that's what matters. *clears throat* All right everybody! Let's see a show of hands! Who knows what a truth or dare fic is?

Everybody except Frodo: *raises hand*

Sam: *rolls eyes and starts whispering in Frodo's ear*

Morvis: Well, guess what? You're in one.

*Nervous whispers throughout the crowd*

*Frodo finally gets a look of realization, then one of horror and runs away screaming. *

Morvis: OH NO YOU DON'T! *grabs an Unnecessarily Long Death Whip out of thin air and casts it out like a fishing line, wrapping it around Frodo's neck and dragging him back whilst strangling him.

Frodo: *Chokes and dies*

Morvis: *Puts away whip and revives Frodo* Now, the readers will send in dares for you guys and me, and the dares can be anything, just keep in mind that this fic is rated T.

Gimli: If a dare is stupid, I get to refuse it.

Morvis: Like hell you do! *Decapitates Gimli with a dead fish* Let's get something straight! No one's opinion matters here! Except mine! UNDERSTOOD?

Everyone: 0_0 *nods*

Morvis: Good! I'd like to thank Zea900 for inspiring me to write one of these, with the best Super Smash Bros fanfic on the site!

Everyone: *much wild applause*

Morvis: NOW EVERYONE SEND IN THOSE DARES!