A/N: After talking to with my sister about Mary Sues we got this idea. It's probably been done before but WHAT THE HECK. LOL! I don't know what in the world I was thinking when I was writing this. It's probably not even funny. Buuut late nights do this to you, so please don't hate me! XD

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. If I did... I wouldn't subject them to this embarrassment. :"D


It had only been one week since Myxar entered the Organization XIII and she found herself to be the center of attention. It was only natural since she was the newest member. She walked through the white corridors, sneaking away from Axel's room. She'd been dragged there against her will, and was desperately waiting to leave. She heard a frustrated cry coming from Axel's abode, where she was dragged.

"MYXAR!!!! WHERE ARE YOU? I JUST WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN…" Axel said lustfully.

Myxar shivered, and ran faster with her heart beating (She had one because she was a special nobody with the purest of hearts). She didn't want the pyro to find out that she had taken refuge to Demyx's room. She bust into Demyx's room, and Demyx let out a loud yelp.

"AHHH! Oh god, you scared me….wah?" said Demyx.

He was blushing heavily when she was on the floor after tripping on some of his Cds. Her body looked like it could flow like water.

"Oh, I'm sorry for busting in!" Said Myxar.

"It's okay….I'm REALLY sorry for having those Cds there," said Demyx.

Myxar thought he was really cute. Demyx stared lustfully at Myxar. He admired her golden eyes, and her shining golden fur wrapped around her ears. Her tail was like a gust of wind, and her lips looked as plump and pink as a newborn baby's penis. She walked out, winking at Demyx on the way out. He could feel his crotch tighten. Demyx blushed, and rapidly shook his head.

She walked out of the room, staring at the door across. It was number VI's room, but before she could go in, she encountered Axel once more.

"OMG. THERE YOU ARE!" he exclaimed.

"BACK OFF LOSER! I'm not yours, okay? " She backed up slowly.

"Sorry….I'm just…nevermind!" Axel's cheeks burned as he ran away just in time before she could spot his erection. In the corner, Larxene was seething in anguish as she saw her crush Axel was in love with Myxar.

"Damn that Myxar! Just because she's got the perfect body and I'm so flat! I wish I was ¼ one winged angel, ¼ neko, ¼ vampire, and ¼ wolf!" Larxene yelled. Zexion, Demyx, Axel, and Marluxia all came out at once and threw disgusted glares at her because she bad-mouthed Myxar, which made Larxene run away cry from their insults.


A/N: Can I get a WTF? XD