A/N: Okay... since I really don't like the way this season ended and the idea that Elliot will just be gone without much of a goodbye, I wrote this story.
From now on I'll just pretend that this is how it ended^^
The Instant Messenger of the NYPD
Elliot (StablerTheKing) and Olivia (FutureMrsStabler)
StablerTheKing: Hey Babe. You look hot over there!
FutureMrsStabler: Thank you, El. Now concentrate on the paperwork. The earlier we finish, the earlier we can leave.
StablerTheKing: … and have sex in the car.
FutureMrsStabler: you wish!
StablerTheKing: of course I do!
FutureMrsStabler: You're staring at me. Stop it!
StablerTheKing: Can't.
FutureMrsStabler: Come on...you do the paperwork now and you can be horny later!
StablerTheKing: But I'm horny now! Btw, it's all your fault. Close two more buttons on your blouse and it'll be okay.
FutureMrsStabler: Done. Now concentrate!
About 5 minutes later...
StablerTheKing: You still make me horny.
FutureMrsStabler: ...
StablerTheKing: Don't judge me! You were the one who wanted to have sex in the locker room yesterday.
FutureMrsStabler: people get suspicious! PAPERWORK. NOW!
About 3 minutes later...
StablerTheKing: I'm finished. Now what?
FutureMrsStabler: Now... you can think about how we are gonna decide which one of us is gonna leave the unit. You know one of us has to, once we get married. Cragen made that pretty clear.
StablerTheKing: I'll think about it...
About 20 minutes later...
StablerTheKing: I got an idea.
FutureMrsStabler: okay... lets hear it.
StablerTheKing: we leave it to chance. Toss a coin or something...
FutureMrsStabler: yeah right, we could also try Rock-Paper-Scissors if you want?
StablerTheKing: you got a better idea?
About a minute later...
FutureMrsStabler: No... but there has to be a better way. This is just childish.
StablerTheKing: Maybe we should let the others vote...
FutureMrsStabler: Really? I am the only woman in this unit, who do you think will win the voting?
StablerTheKing: Dammit, you. Even I would vote for you!
FutureMrsStabler: See. Also, if the others vote one of us is gonna be hurt.
StablerTheKing: Right, so no voting.
After 20 more minutes...
StablerTheKing: And again, I think we should leave it to chance.
FutureMrsStabler: Alright. Rock-Paper-Scissors it is.
StablerTheKing: Hey! What about the coin idea?
FutureMrsStabler: I don't like it. Rock-Paper-Scissors at least gives us the feeling that we fought for it and that we won fair and square.
StablerTheKing: okay.
Another 20 minutes later...
FutureMrsStabler: Sorry.
StablerTheKing: No problem. I have a job offer right next door. That way I can always come over and do you in the elevator or anywhere you want...
FutureMrsStabler: :D
The End...