Attack On Ultimis
Somewhere in Germany...
In a facility, A group of 4 men were gathered around the 2nd person of the group, who was repairing what seemed to be a faulty teleporter..
"DAMN IT, RICHTOFEN! I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE F*KIN' TELEPORTER WORKED! WE DIDN'T BUST OUR ASSES OFF TO COME HERE TO A F*KIN BROKEN PIECE OF SH*!" Screamed an American man. His uniform was in resemblance of an old USPS uniform.
He was reloading his primary weapon, The Thunder Gun.
"Can you shut up, Dempsey? I'm trying to make zhis thing work!" Yelled the German. He wore a Nazi uniform with a cap that bore the symbol of the Swastika. He had been lying on the floor repairing the faulty Teleporter. On his side was his favorite gun, The Wunderwaff. It was infused with the power of Element 115, the element which caused all the zombification problems.
"Heyyyy, did anybody bring some vodka? My vodka ran out. So much for this small bottle." drunkenly said the Russian. He had been carrying a whole load of Perk bottles in his hands. He was carrying his favorite gun in his bag, the FN FAL. Though, he did love to call it the FN FAIL.
"Nikolai, we shall not drink now. The zombies are following us. Death shall follow us if we wait too long. We will die without honor if that happens.." bravely said a Japanese warrior. He had been wearing a uniform similar to Dempsey, except for a few changes.
He was holding a sword which belonged to his mentor. On the other hand, he was holding what appeared to be an crossbow whose arrows had explosive tips.
"Hey, F*k Youu, I drink when I, the great Nikolai Belinsky of the Red Army, wants tooo!" retorted Nikolai.
"THERE! Zhe Teleporter is completely repaired!" exclaimed Richtofen.
"Great, now let's f*k off to another place now, before they get us.. I hope you get stuck, though"
ROOAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!
"Speaking of zhe devil..." said Richtofen, completely ignoring what Dempsey had remarked about him a few moments ago.
"Guyyss? I think we should runn... Hopefully the new place has more vodka.. Heh, vodka.."
"All of you, stop talking and run!" said Takeo as he ran towards the Teleporter, later followed by Dempsey, Nikolai and Richtofen, who was murmuring under his breath,
"But I want zhe organs of zhe Zombies.. They shall be mine... AND ONLY MINE..."
And then, the Teleporter began to shake...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!
They were gone.
Shiganshina District - YEAR 845
Everybody watched in horror as a 50 meter Titan breached the walls they built to protect themselves.
Titans were no strangers to everybody's knowledge. They were human-eating predators whose height were like a mountain's. They weren't intelligent, had no way of communicating, had human-like bodies, had no emotions and were always trying to eat humans.
Humanity, tired of being hunted by the titans, had built themselves 3 walls to protect themselves from the terror that were Titans.
Wall Maria, the outermost wall, was inhabited mostly by peasants and ordinary people.
Wall Rose, the middle wall, was inhabited by the higher class people.
Wall Sheena, the innermost Wall, was inhabited by the richest of the richest and the King.
Everybody watched as Wall Maria was easily broken into.
Then came the Titans.
Around at this unfortunate time, the teleporter zapped back into the alternate dimension behind a dark alleyway.
ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
The Ultimis crew, consisting of the 4 men, Tank Dempsey, Edward Richtofen, Nikolai Belinsky and Takeo Masaki, stepped out of the teleporter.
"OORAH! A NEW PLACE TO KILL ZOMBIES!!" exclaimed Dempsey in a maniacal happiness while brandishing his Thunder Gun
"Uhhhh, there seems to be no zombies here, Dempseyyy. Just like my vodka... and my fourth wife." said Nikolai, with an interestingly filled-bottle in one hand, and his trusty FN FAL in the other.
"Zhe doctor wants you to shut your mouth, Dempsey. I think we are in a different country." said Richtofen, cocking his Wunderwaffe.
"I pray, that we shall fight off the evil, and kill the evil forces of the little girl, with HONOR!" shouted Takeo, with a hopeful face taking out and raising his sword high in the air.
Then, the ground suddenly began to shake.
And then..
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"... What the f*k was that noise?!" said Dempsey.
"It's... IT'S THE SOUND OF ANOTHER SURVIVOR!" shouted Takeo, not realising that maybe the survivor had died.
"Zhe doctor thinks we should take their organs" said Richtofen, clearly not interested.
"Youu knoww, Takeo, that the lady may have diedd?.. Just like my fourth wife.." said Nikolai, still drunken.
"I don't think so, Nikolai, Besides, you don't have a fourth wife. Let's see if the f*kin Zombies are here. They're really gonna pay if they killed her. Oorah."
They then started walking to the center of the town.
When they reached the center of the town, they saw very old-timey buildings and stalls..which were decorated with the splattered blood of the half eaten corpses lying on the ground.
"Holy sh*..." said Dempsey, somewhat confused as to how Zombies can eat people like this.
"Zhe people are dead... Zhe organs...ARE MINE!! ALL MINE!!" exclaimed Richtofen, his mouth drooling with happiness.
"Heyyy, who didn't drink all this... VODKAAAA!!" said Nikolai, clearly not paying attention to his surroundings as he held a couple of strong liquor bottles.
"All of you, listen.." said Takeo, listening to a sound that was like of a woman screaming at somebody.
They then walked to the area where they saw a sight which made them feel sick.
They saw two children, one boy and a girl, crying and screaming for their mother to come with them. The mother was stuck between the ruins of a building.
The crying children saw with their wet eyes a group of 4 men walking towards them with strange things in their hands.
"EREN, RUN! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING A--" screamed the mother, as she also saw the group of 4 men coming towards her.
"Hey, you children, want me to get your mom out?" said Dempsey.
"PLEASE MISTER, GET OUR MOM OUT OF HERE, PLEASE..." shouted the boy.
The sister looked at her brother, "Eren, they can't help us. Let's go."
"You people, GET OUT OF HERE! IF YOU DON'T, THEY WILL EAT YOU. TAKE MY CHILDREN WITH YOU! MY LEGS ARE CRUSHED UNDER THE RUBBLE. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" screamed the woman, with tears flowing down her eyes.
"Wait, who?" asked Dempsey.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
"What was zhat--"yelled Richtofen, stopping his speech.
In front of the group of 7, there was a 15 meter class Titan.
"Whatever the f*k that is, as long as it eats humans and walks like a f*kin retard, I can kill it. IT'S KILLING TIME, MOTHER F*KER, OORAAAAAHHHH!!!" shouted Dempsey, as he shothis Thunder Gun at the Titan.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
The Titan exploded.
" OO-F*IN-RAH, MOTHERF*ER!" exclaimed Dempsey with a great sense of heroism.
" AAHHHHAAAHHHAAAAHHAAAA, ZHE ORGANS, ZHE BLOOD, ALL MINE!!!!" screamed Richtofen with utmost delight.
As the children and the woman watched withsurprised looks, Takeo didn't waste any time.
" YOU DRUNK RUSSIAN, HELP ME PICK THIS WOMAN OUT OF THIS RUBBLE!" shouted Takeo at Nikolai, who was chugging on his vodka.
"Alright, I'll help you already, sheesh...just like mother.." said Nikolai as he helped Takeo lift the woman out of the rubble.
"Thank you all... For saving my mother.." cried the boy as his sister watched with a shocked look on her face.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU ALL RUN?! WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF IT WOULD EAT YOU?! WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOU LISTEN TO ME?!" sobbed the woman as she was pulled out of the rubble and as Takeo lifted her up.
"Yeah, and your children would have been saved now, wouldn't they?" said Dempsey in a sarcastic tone in his voice."Just stop crying will you? You get to live to see your children.
The group was just about to leave when a guy with blond hair came running.
"CARLA, WHERE ARE YOU, CARL--" He stopped as he saw Carla being lifted on a Japanese guy's back. An American was comforting the children he knew, A German was laughing maniacally and a Russian was drinking something which looked like liquor.
"Mr. Hannes!!!" exclaimed the boy as he ran to him, his sister following him.
"Eren! Mikasa! I thought I would never see you! And Carla... What Happened to You?!" shouted Mr. Hannes as he ran to Carla.
"Uh, I hate to break it to you all, but there's more of 'em coming!" said Dempsey, as he saw more Titans running out in the open.
"Right, let's go to the gates. We need to board the ship!" said Hannes as he guidedthe group of 7.
Thank you all for reading Attack On Ultimis Chapter 1! Right now, exams are going on but I will make sure to write the next chapter after them. Thank you all and see you at the next chapter!
By: Mr. STORYWRITERAUTHOR