DISCLAIMER: This is a disclaimer, not only for this chapter, but for all chapters in the future for this story. Inuyasha and its characters do not belong to me, they belong to Rumiko Takahashi. However some characters in this story are my own creations and they belong to me.
A/N: Enjoy!
The Goddess Who Brought Hell
Ch. 1 – From North to South
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Inuyasha unwillingly stepped out of the protection of his Porsche. Naraku slyly coaxed him out and he knew it. He grinned as Inuyasha frowned at the millions of pairs of eyes stared at him unblinking, drinking in his form, like a cave full of bats watching their prey. It unnerved Inuyasha that people can be so…so…frustrating. He was just glad he was half-human and not full, otherwise, he'd never have had the chance to understand the feelings of demons and their reasons as to why they despise humans like these.
Unfortunately, that advantage came at a price. Both humans and demons alike, however much he understood them equally with justice, hated half-demons such as Inuyasha with a passion. It seemed to be the only thought between them that united them similarly. Inuyasha smirked and chuckled at his own joke. Naraku, used to these sudden, odd outbursts never blinked an eyelash, while for everyone else; it seemed to draw them out of their stupor.
They immediately got started their so called 'onslaught' as Inuyasha, having gone through this millions of times in his life, merely jumped high enough to land on the roof. He smirked casually, while the adults looked at him in disgust and kids looked up with a promised loyalty and faithfulness. He sighed dramatically. If only the parents would let kids grow up their own way instead of forcing untrue thoughts into those pure heads. Ha! As if that'll ever happen. If it ever did, the chicken would be calling everyone telling us all that the sky is falling! *contented sigh* I crack myself up…parents and letting their kids stay pure…HAHAHA! Once again, his smirk reappeared with full force, causing the kids to giggle in pleasure, especially the teen girls.
To them, nothing mattered as long as their boyfriend was hot, and as of now, Inuyasha Taisho, famous soccer player, signed off for 5 million dollars, was their new target. Each teen sent out her own threat telepathically to each other, and Inuyasha somehow noticed the tension that seemed to seep out of the millions of teens' pores. Ugh…Not again. What is it with these girls? Do they not understand age difference? But then again, I'm only 24… *sigh* At least, this time there's no guys out there in the crowd too… He jumped down this time and caught on to a railing, swung himself and aimed himself towards the open automatic doors. With one more graceful jump, he made it inside the building and got the door blocked with security and ran to his hotel room.
Once he got to his room, he looked around at his surroundings, sighing in contentment. The room wasn't overly bright, too girly or too manly with dark windows either. Though he was a man, a guy needed some light in his life, and since he didn't outside, he might as well have a little shine in his room. He strode over to the 'window' that covered one whole side of his room. He growled in frustration as he noticed the mob still outside the building. From up this high, it looks like they are mice. He chuckled.
"You know, you should go get yourself a girlfriend. Maybe she'll lighten you up, enough to let you say your mental jokes out loud, instead of chuckling to yourself all the time." A deep voice interrupted Inuyasha's thoughts. Inuyasha growled. So much for 'me time.' He thought, frustrated beyond words. And growls.
Naraku sighed. "You know, you should really learn how to exercise patience. Look at me for example. I'm the one hoisting all your work on my shoulders, yet you don't see me growling at every living thing."
"I don't growl at trees and plants." Inuyasha smirked in victory.
"Oh, so sorry. I meant living things that could talk." The smirk faded.
"I wasn't smirking outside in the midst of that huge crowd." It came back full force.
"You were too busy thinking to yourself, and laughing at your own jokes." Full force became full blown.
"At least I have some self-humour." He grumbled.
Naraku glared a bit. Then he seemed to mentally roll his eyes and sigh in defeat.
"Ha! See, you can't even beat me in a simple glaring contest!" Inuyasha once again smirked in triumph.
"I'm pretty sure I could if I want to, Inuyasha. Now get ready to go out for dinner. You know the drill." Naraku ordered, almost like a child, it sounded to Inuyasha. Before he could say so, the doorbell rang and Inuyasha ran into hiding.
"Hi, how may I help you?" Naraku asked politely. How does he do that? One minute he's fighting with me, next second he's all professional and business man like. Geez…I can't understand grown men sometimes. But then again, he's only a few years older than me, right…Crap! I don't even know my manager's AGE! Oh well, I have more important things to do.
At the door, the 'stranger' was grinning, knowing that Inuyasha was in here and he could smell her if he got his head out of the Inuyasha world. So she just waited…and waited…and waited…
"Oh crap! Sango?" Inuyasha jumped out of his hiding place and almost ambushed Sango, when he suddenly remembered that he was supposed to act like a professional, just like his manager was. He skidded to a stop and tried to keep his grin from slipping out.
Sango grinned like a maniac, knowing her non-blood related brother so well, and hugged him fiercely, all the while not caring that Naraku was staring at the two like it was gossip to sink in and spread around. "So what's up Yashie?" Sango reached up to ruffle his mane of hair, as he was a few inches taller than her.
He playfully growled. "You know you're not supposed to call me that anymore."
"Yah, but you also said that I can call you that when you're alone."
"Do I look alone to you?" Inuyasha asked incredulously, for a moment scared that his 'sister' was going blind. She giggled knowing exactly what was going on in that pea-sized brain of his.
"Of course not you big, strong dummy. I can see that your manager Naraku Onigumo is here."
"Anyways, wanna come with us out to dinner?"
"Sure, why not? I need to spend some time with my dear brother. Oh and by the way, Kohaku's waiting inside the car."
"Kohaku? As in Kohaku Taijiya, the famous young soccer player? Second in celebrity status to Inuyasha?" Naraku asked astonished beyond words.
As soon as he let loose the magic words "celebrity status," Sango stopped hearing him as she started humming to herself. Knowing she wasn't going to answer, Inuyasha answered for her with a dramatic sigh.
"Yes, her little brother is Kohaku Taijiya, second in status to me in the soccer world." He mocked Naraku's tone, much to Naraku's displeasure.
"So let's get going!" Sango cried out, snapping out her Marianas Trench world and was eager to see the scenario with Inuyasha and Kohaku reuniting. "Oh and don't forget your disguise." Sango advised.
"Yes mother."
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"Inu-nii-chan!"
"Haku!"
"Awww, where's Souta when you need him?" they both chorused together. Sango giggled at their traditional antics. And included her own, "Souta's out, remember? He didn't want to see your worthless faces again!" She giggled at their shocked expressions, glad she fooled them. "Of course he didn't go out, you fools! He's in the back seat, waiting for you to notice him and his cute self!" reminded Sango.
"Awww….Sango-chan, you gave away my 'hidin-" He was choked out of breath as he was squeezed by Inuyasha, who only showed any kind of affection when Souta and Kohaku were there together. "Oh, which reminds me Inu-nii-chan, Sis is coming back from her tour in Germany this Friday! You wanna come with me to pick her up?" He said, as soon as he was let go.
"Sure kid. It's been a long time since I saw her anyways." Inuyasha said.
"You've NEVER seen her, Inu-nii-chan." Souta reminded him.
"Riiight. No one needed to know that Souta." Inuyasha whined.
"Can we go already? I'm hungry." Sango whined.
"I forgot how much of a pig Sango is." Inuyasha joked.
"Hey! I heard that!"
"Yah? What'd I say?" Inuyasha pushed.
And so they were on their way to dinner. In their disguises.
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Word Count: 1,396
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