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Warning: This story is loosely based off of a Friday Night Lights storyline.

Prologue-Valley Girl

Ashton's POV

What the fuck is that obnoxious noise? Ughh where is it coming from? Can it please shut the fuck up!

"Don't stop! Pop that! Don't stop! Pop that! Pop that! Pop that! Don't st-" Finally the noise stopped and I was about to go back to sleep until I heard one of the most annoying valley girl voices ever.

"Hello? May I ask like who's speaking?" Oh my god I must have been hammered out of my mind to have brought this girl home with me.

"Yeah I think there is an Ashton here. Long brown hair? Hazel eyes? Six pack I can just lick all night? That one? ... Yeah he's here." At least she knows how to compliment a guy.

I slowly open my eyes just to get an idea of where I'm at and what the hell is going on, bad idea, because as soon as I did my brain feels like it's trying to pound out of my head so I quickly close my eyes again and put a pillow over my head. Just when I think the headache is about to pass I feel someone tapping my stomach and the valley girl voice sounds again,

"Umm there is a Spencer asking to talk to you, soo..."

Spencer? Why would Spencer be calling me this early in the morning? I remove the pillow and take a look at a pink alarm clock that reads 2:58 p.m. Well maybe it's not as early as I thought. Wait pink? Since when is my alarm pink? Since when do I even have an alarm? With that in mind I finally decide to sit up and find out what the fuck is going on. First thing I see is a giant Twilight poster next to an even bigger Justin Bieber poster. Oh my god did I fuck a minor!

"Umm hello? Phone. Take it." I look toward the voice and boy have I ever been happier to see one of my one night stand faces after the one night stand, because thank god she's not a minor, especially with a rack like that. Now I see why I was able bare her annoying ass voice. I reach for my phone while mumbling thanks.

"Yeah?" I ask into the phone.

"Seriously Ashton? 'Six pack I can just lick all night.'" Spencer said trying to do her best valley girl voice, which was mighty close to my one night stand's voice. Just not as annoying.

"Well my abs are nice, hell I would lick them too if I could reach, no homo though." I responded with a laugh. Ouch, my head! Laughing is a no.

"Could you be anymore conceded?"

"Ye-"

"Rhetorical question jack ass. Where are you?"

"No idea." Was my answer, because I seriously have no idea. Meaning last night must have been a good night.

"Well you better find out, because Aiden is pissed, and just so you know, I am too!" Spencer was basically yelling into the phone by now and with the serious hang over I was sporting I had a deep urge to just hang up and sleep, but I love this girl, so I had to know why she was pissed at me, so I asked.

"What possible reason do you have to be pissed at me? Jealous?"

"Of what? Some bottle blonde haired, valley girl wanna be bimbo? Not in the slightest."

For the record, she sounds jealous to me...

"I'm pissed because you were supposed to be at football practice 15 minutes ago. Aiden has called you 32 times and now since you refused to pick up your phone you missed your ride, because Aiden actually wanted to make it on time. So me being the great girlfriend I am said yes when Aiden asked me to find you and get you to King, so I ask again! Where are you?!"

Man this girl can rant, one of the things I secretly adore about her. Sigh.

"Don't worry. I quit the team, so you can stay and cheer on your golden boy all you want." I say, sounding a little more bitter then I wanted to. It's the hangover.

"Oh shut up. You say you're quitting after every drunken hook up before a practice, but you never actually quit, because you know you don't want to. Now where are you? Tell me now, because this is your last chance to get a ride!"

Damn, I love how she calls me out on all my shit.

"Okay. Okay. One second. Let me find out."

I slowly get out of the bed and look for my clothes. Once I'm finally dressed I tie my hair back, and go find valley girl...

Please REVIEW and let me know what you guys think and if I should continue with this, because I have a lot more to add to it, but I just wanted to know if you guys would be interested in reading it, so please give me feedback. Positive or Negative helps. Also I have a Brittana story I'm working on with a Gendersawp!Santanna, that's going to be tittled "Not Mine" so keep a look out for that.

-Love you all!