Scott Summers as Batman by Batman100
Genre: Humor
Rating: K+
Characters: Cyclops/Scott S. and Rogue/Anna Marie
Cyclops believes he is the famed Dark Knight. The X-Men are in a state of comedic chaos, as usual
"All right, let me explain my shower: I get out, get dried off, get into my nightgown, and I see Scott dressed up as a giant bat while stooped over the railing like a gargoyle!" Jean moaned, once again the witness to her boyfriend's insane activities. Then Scott himself entered the living room…after crashing through the glass door like an action hero entrance. "First, it was Dragonball Z, then the X-Files, then Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…now this?!" Rogue shrieked before Scott replied incoherently like his big-screen counterpart. "I take it you and Christian Bale know each other." Logan grunted sarcastically, curiously eyeing Scott's costume and noticing how strangely similar Scott's armor is like the leather seats on his beloved car. "Who's the wise guy that made a bat symbol on my satellite?!" Lance screamed. Scott commented in gibberish before Lance retaliated with a tirade of German gibberish. Scott then roared loudly before jumping out the window, charging towards Lance commando-style and eventually landing on him, growling and muttering like he was a crazed dog gone berserk. "Jean! Get your psycho boyfriend off me! I think he's…yes! He has rabies!" Lance shrieked hysterically. "What?" Jean asked loudly. Lance rolled his eyes, and, grabbing a nearby megaphone, turned it on and shouted "I SAID I THINK SCOTT! HAS! RABIES!" in the style of the war epic movies. "I think that was the Punctuated for Emphasis TV Trope used, Jean. Uh Jean?" Kurt asked nervously, noticing her berserk button pushed before looking calm and saying "Do you wanna know what I really think?" before Scott and Lance suddenly heard… "Ah regga fregga smelinolin Scott! Yolla holla Batman outfit! Ditty zimmy nibbs! Yugga holla BATMAN OUTFIT!" Jean roared, as Kurt and the others watched with their eyes bugged out and jaws wide open, never noticing that Jean had such a colorful vocabulary. "Let's keep this event our 'little' secret." Kurt whimpered, traumatized by Jean's language outburst. Needless to say, Scott and Lance, both in the same reaction as the others, seconded that option.
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