I have jumped on the bandwagon and am putting all my one-shots on one story thing.

You should not read this story if you're a 1) Devout catholics who will get mad at me.

2) Get offended if I use a language as a joke (German in this chapter)

3)Poor demons. I don't mean what I say

Disclaimer- I don't own Teen titans or the exorcist. I own the mad priest. Hahahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaah

Lying on the bed with her arms and legs tied to each side of the bed, it occurred to Raven that she would be laughing about this later.

Well Cyborg, Robin and Beastboy would be. Starfire would be confused why this had happened to her friend.

They would probably be watching "The Exorcist" tonight.

Anyway back to the present moment this was not a humorous event. At least not to her.

And the priest that had her captive was being serious. There was no doubt about that.

It had started out as a normal fight against Cinderblock who had escaped from his prison once again.

"What are the police in this town paid to do", Raven had thought to herself.

There was nothing to suggest that this battle was going to be any different.

Robin had used his usual cheesy lines.

Starfire had gotten furious when Robin was hit and gave it her all.

Cyborg had been moaning about his car getting crushed by Beastboy in elephant form.

Beastboy had rushed into battle and ended up crushing Cyborg's car in elephant form.

As usual in a fight with Cinderblock somehow she had ended up being slammed through a wall. She was still awake after getting slammed but she remembered standing up.

Then everything went black.

And now she was awake and tied to a bed with a mad priest who wanted to "cleanse" her soul.

The priest walked into the room again equipped with holy water and several crucifixes. "Excuse me", shouted Raven lifting her head as far as she could with the restraints.

"Hush you're tongue devil child", shouted the priest throwing some of the so-called holy water over her landing on her face. Some getting into her eyes and in her mouth. The water began to sting her eyes and since her hands were tied she could rub them.

"See", exclaimed the priest. "If you were really good and pure as you say you are, you wouldn't have reacted like that the water".

"You are", drawled out the priest as he strode over to her. "A demon child".

"Wow", said Raven sarcastically. "I had no idea with my father being able to talk in my head and all".

"So you admit it", shouted the priest. "You hear voices in your mind. This is worse than I thought.

"I will cleanse your soul and the human will be released".

Walking over to a table at the side of the bed where Raven was tied and taking out a journal, began to write in it.

"So", asked Raven. "When did you come to this conclusion I was evil".

"Besides you're appearance and taste music", replied the priest. "I have heard you pray repeatedly to your so called god Azar, you have four devil eyes and tentacles. I did nothing until you started spreading your evils to the innocent people of this town".

"What are you talking about", asked an astonished Raven.

"Those poor tourists. I heard you talking in tongues to them".

"I was speaking German".

"Don't think you can trick me with your lies demon. I will free the innocent child inside you and destroy the evil one".

Grabbing his bottle of holy water he stood over and made the sign of the cross.

"The power of Christ compels you". (We were all waiting for this)

Inside her mind Raven groaned. It was going to be a long night.#

There will be more random one-shots when I think of one. Which is often. So review. Go one press the button. You want to. Go on. Fine don't. I don't care. Don't press the review button. I'm trying to use reverse what ya call it. Is it working? REVIEW