Halo: The Fight for Space

Capt. Jack Russel was in his Manshon house which he livied in as he was rich and had lots of money and other stuff.

He was a lying down on his bed and sorunded by lots of preety women. "Man Iam so hamsome it a curse" he said. "Yoy so stroong" said miss Li one his misyteress "I think hes stronger" said Miss Smith another misyterress.

Capt Jack Russel had taking a break from the army as he whanted to foucus on his writing career as famous athuer and also on his sopts career.

Athurers notes: My brother sayed that Capt. Jack Russel is a 'Mary Sue' but he is wrong as his name is not Mary Sue it is Jack Russel (Named After Me)

Catpt. Jack Russel was just about to have sex with his mysstereses whent the Genral cauged thought the door. "CAPTAIN JACK RUSSEL WE NEED YOU TO GO BACK TO WAR!!1111" The Gernal screemed with so much rage that smoke came out his ears.

"But I dont whant two" Saided Capt. Jack Russel "But You have to, your our beast man" Say the Genral "and we are losing the fight aganst the aliens". Capt. Jack Russel dinnt won't to but he whent annyway.

Capt. Jack Russel got in his space ship and polted the way to the plannt and whent into light speed. "Light speed is snail slow" say Capt. Jack Russel so he whent to 100 times the speed of light.

But that was'nt fast enoth so Capt. Jack Russel whent to a Googolplex times the speed of light.

"That is slow like bus" said Capt. Jack Russel and hit spical button that made his ship go graham's number yotta miles times the speed of light.

Authers shoutout: Thanks Singulus Immortalis for helping me with big numbers :)

The ship computer said that they whould arrive in a day. So Capt. Jack Russel whent to bed and got up the next morning. The had arrived at teh palent were the war was raging. Aliens were blowing up pepole and pepole were blowing them up back.

Capt. Jack Russel could see that the aliens were winng. So he jumped out of his space ship and prashooed from space and landed. "DIE ALIENS" he screeamed and stated shooting aleins and killing them. Capt. Jack Russel fort bravly on the way to his base he was killing aliens and fighting. Then Capt. Jack Russel arrived at his base.

There he swa the head Genral and his ex-girlfriend selena. Who was hot and looked like Angelina Jolie. "Hey what to go out with me again selena" sayyed Capt. Jack Russel "NO" She say back.

So Capt. Jack Russel whent to speak with the head Genral "You and Aelena have to kill the head alien" So Capt. Jack Russel ans Selena whent to outside and started killing alienst. Tehy forted thought crownds of alins.

Then Capt. Jack Russel shot an alien in then head and cut its head of and said loud "THIS IS WHAT WE WILL DO TO THE REST OF YO" So the aliens got sacred and ran back to their save base. "That was impressive" Selena said

But then moar aliens came so Selena trew a powerfull grenade that blew the aliens up. They forted more aliens and arived at the alien fortress and saw the head alien. "HA HA HA I will kill the humam race" sayed the head alien

"Where here to stop you" said Capt. Jack Russel, "Then you will die" warcried the head alien and they forted a tought battle for a long time. Capt. Jack Russel and Selena were hooting at the head alien was shoting back.

But then Selena injured the Head Alien with leafal blow. "FINISH IT" She shouted so Jack Russel got out his Nuclear War Head Luncher and sayed "DIE!!111" and shot and killed the aliens with a nuclear warhead. Selena kiss Capt. Jack Russel and said "we saved the world".

The next day Capt. Jack Russel and Selena got medals for saving the world. "But the world could be still indanger from teh aliens as there are still more out there" said Capt. Jack Russel and everbody cheered and claped.

And that kinght Capt. Jack Russel and Selena got back together and had sex.

THE ENDED