This is Illogical.
Summary; What happens when the crew of the Enterprise gets sucked into a worm hole that resembles a smiley face. When they wake up, they are in a world none of them could have ever imagined to be in.
My head was pounding as I saw the beaming face of my blonde-haired, blue-eyes mother smiling down at me. She was saying something sweet and melodic as her lips curved into a perfect bow. It was a different face that I was used to seeing. My mother cried a lot. My mother had cried a lot because of me. I opened my mouth to say something to her, to tell her anything that I had wanted to tell her since I was little. I was interrupted when a man's face appeared in my view. He had rusty, blonde, hair and smiling eyes. He was gaping down at me as if he had never seen me before in his life. He looked familiar to me, but it was a face I hadn't seen outside of the pictures my mother had kept over the years. I had expected to see the face of my step-father, glaring down and screaming at me for something completely unrelated to the emotions that had fueled whatever I had actually done. This man staring down at me was kind and warm. Something I was unfamiliar with.
"I told you he looks just like you," My mother's words finally became coherent to me.
"He's got your eyes," The man spoke, his eyes welling up with tears as his cold hands touched my cheek.
"Dad?" My throat finally allowed my breath to form into words as the pain in my head beat furiously.
The searing pain forced my eyes to shut as everything went quiet and I heard a distress call buzzing in my head. As I drifted further and further away from consciousness, the repetitive buzz continued to grow louder and louder. Something hit me like a hot iron to the face as I shot straight up and took in a deep breath. I looked around and saw that I was in a bedroom. Posters were hung along the walls, dirty clothes scattered over the floor, and there was a loud rapping at my door. I looked to where the origin of the distress call was coming from and there were blinking numbers on a tiny box. I grabbed it quickly and tore it from the wall before chucking it out an open window. I attempted to catch my breath as my eyes darted fearfully around the room. I looked down at myself to see that I was still me, just in a pair of briefs and that was all.
I felt around to see if my phaser was anywhere to be seen, but there was no luck. "Jim! If you don't wake up if five minutes, consider your butt grounded!" That was my mother. How long had I been asleep? Where was I? Last I remember, I was the captain of the Starship Enterprise examining a peculiar worm hole that resembled that of a smiley face.
"What's the star date?!" I screamed at her for an answer, desperate to know what was going on.
"What's a star date? Get up and get dressed, now! The star date is it's the first day of your senior year in high school, now up!" She hollered back at me.
I cocked a brow and looked around once again. "High school?" I question myself, knowing that I had graduated years ago. I was twenty-five years old! I didn't go to high school. I jumped up from the bed I laid in before running to the door and seeing my mother with her hands on her hips, looking up at me with a frustrated face.
"It's about time! Now come on, your little friend will be here in fifteen minutes to pick you up!" She spoke as she began to walk away from the doorway.
I was about to shout something at her. I wasn't sure what, just anything that might help me make better sense of what was going on. That was until someone walked out of another bedroom in the hallway. My jaw hung ajar as I stared a man who had dressed himself in a button-down, blue, shirt and a pair of black slacks. He was fixing his tie as he walked out of the door. I began trembling at the sight of him. I must've been dreaming. There would be no other logical explanation to why I was now standing face-to-face with my father.
"Morning," He spoke to me like he had seen me every single day of his life. A horn sound from outside sounded off, catching my attention as I looked away, expecting to see no one in the hallway when I looked back. To my surprise, my father was still standing there, smiling at me. "That must be Jesse."
I felt the tears sting my eyes once again as he walked away and down the small flight of stairs. I rushed back into the bedroom and slammed the door behind me. The tears in my eyes began to fall which was something that I hadn't experienced in quite some time. I wiped my eyes before deciding that I needed to find someone that knew what was going on. Everything was far too real to just be a dream. I snatched up a pair of jeans and a tee-shirt off of the ground before quickly putting them on. They smelled kind of odd, but I had no time to pick out clean clothes. I had to speak to this Jesse character. Maybe she knew what was going on. I sped down the hallway and down the small flight of stairs, not even stopping to say goodbye to my parents. When I stepped outside, I saw girl sticking her head out of a dingy vehicle I only saw in history books.
She had straight black hair that was pulled back by something and her bangs and a couple of other loose strands fell in her face. She was wearing triple thick glasses which I had honestly never seen worn. She was smiling at first, but when she saw my panicked state and after I had bolted over to her, it faded. I grabbed her by either side of the face and pulled her face close to mine. She squeaked lightly as I looked into her eyes, which were incredibly blue for her having black hair.
"What's the current star date?" I asked her as I watched her perk a brow. "Just tell me, year, day, everything!" I elaborated for her.
"It's August fourteenth, 2009, Tuesday," She said very calmly. My jaw dropped as I began to shake my head feverishly. "James, can we go now? You're starting to freak me out. And what the hell is a star date?"
Nothing was making sense. 2009 was ancient! It was almost two-hundred-and-fifty years in the past! I shook my head before running over to the passenger side and slid in the door. "I need to go to the closest Starfleet office, immediately." I informed her.
She cocked a brow before looking either way and then bit down on her bottom lip. "Did you fall asleep watching Star Wars again? Because . . . I have no idea what Starfleet is," She answered.
I took in a deep breath, looking at her in utter disbelief. Didn't know what Starfleet was? I sat in silence before looking down at my hands and trying to make sense of things once again. The girl who my father had identified as Jesse pushed on the gas and sped out of the little neighborhood. I looked around at my surroundings and had no clue where I was or why I was there. Everything looked so odd and out of place. It was all so old and antique like. I gulped as I tried to figure out why I had been randomly placed back in time. That worm hole was the answer. It was something I had never seen before. The shape of a smiley face, it was so odd and unbelievable. Before long, we had pulled into a parking lot which was filled with other vehicles such as this one. Some of them were shinier than others, but they all still ran on wheels!
I looked over at Jesse who was getting her things into a book bag before she looked over at me.
"Jesus Kirk, I've never seen you act so weird. It's just the first day," I wished she could understand how terrified and freaked out I was. "Now come on, the others are probably looking for us."
I cocked my brow. "Others?" I asked.
Xoxoxox
As I walked into the school with the girl at my side, I examined all of the people around me. It was strange. There were no vulcans, clingons, romulans, or any other race for that matter. There were only humans. I was estranged in a place that consisted of solely my race. Not even earth was that plain and one-raced. Jesse led me to a group of four other females who were sitting around chatting about something. Were these my friends? Jesse claimed that I knew them, but I had never seen these people in all of my life. I cocked a brow as I was ordered to sit down on the floor with them. I sluggishly did so, sticking as close to Jesse as I could. I watched her facial expression changed as she looked around at the girls in the circle.
"Where's Audrey?" Jesse asked, perking a brow over the brim of her glasses.
"I dunno. She's usually the first one here?" Riley answered, shrugging her shoulders.
Just as they had asked, a girl ran up to the group with a boy holding her hand. My jaw dropped as I saw the boy she was holding hands with. "SPOCK!" I screamed at the boy as I pointed at him. His jaw dropped as I leapt up to my feet and grabbed him by the shoulders. He grabbed mine as well as we stared at each other. He still had his Vulcan ears. I could've kissed the man.
"How'd you get here?" I asked him, ignoring all of the strange looks I was receiving from the other girls.
"Your guess is as good as mine, but this woman is claiming that I am her . . . partner," He spoke the last part quietly and I perked a brow.
"Wow Spock, nice one," I said with hushed laughter. I stopped when he slapped me roughly on the arm.
"I'm assuming the oddly shaped worm hole led us here. I'm not exactly sure why, but it also appears to be another reality." He spoke, looking straight at me.
"That would explain . . ." I began to say something about my father being alive, but decided against it, "That would explain why that girl's glasses are so big!"
Jesse obviously heard my comment because I felt a stinging pain in my calf as I looked down at her. "OW! What was that for? I was just being honest!" I said, finally releasing Spock.
"They're prescribed!"
"That doesn't make them any smaller!" She kicked me again, this time in the back of the knee. I fell to the ground quickly and then felt my head hit the floor.
"Ya know, you can be the most insensitive person sometimes!" She got up and I felt eyes on me from all around the lobby we had been sitting in.
"It's not my fault you must be blind as a bat!" I screamed up at her. Her foot kicked me once again, this time a little harder as she kicked me in the side.
"Next time you even think about pulling that stunt you pulled last night, I want you to remember how big my glasses are!"
"What stunt? Did I try and get in your pants or something?" I looked up at her and her face froze before she landed one more swift kick in my side before running off.
Spock helped me to my feet before I looked over at him. "I believe the expression I am wishing to convey is that of young Audrey," He began to speak before making eye contact with me. "That's what's up."