Jar of Hearts-1-Ordinary Day
Title-Vanessa Carlton-Ordinary Day
"Eeee!
"Their so hot!"
Every time someone or some annoying harlot (they were all whores in his eyes.) made that annoying, back of the throat, nails on fucking chalkboard, squealing noise, something in Dick Grayson's mind snapped. How could anyone, even the lowest form of urchin, have any desire for that hormone driven, thinks-with-his-dick, perverted monstrosity, otherwise known as Wally West.
Anyone low on the popularity food chain knew Wally and his potential fuck buddy Conner "Superboy" Kent. He first word that came to mind upon the utterance of Wally's name, would be something along the lines of cheater, or some form of player or man-whore. The first word that came to mind upon the utterance of Conners name would probably be: Brick-Fucking-House. Though Conner rarely talked,and sometimes seemed anti-social, (Dick could care less of what Conner did) with the exception of when his temper went off like a fire alarm. There was a rumor that he was a tank in a past life.
Wally on the other hand, and stop me if I've said this already, is a pervert. He constantly trolls for pussy, and Artemis would say. Horny teenage boy in all his glory, and Dick wasn't talking bout' the afterglow.
Anyway, Dick continued to glare at Wally, who sashayed down the hall, with the monotonous tone of thirty girls creaming their panties simultaneously. He glanced at Kaldur, his best fried of some years. He watched the dark skinned males line of vision at Conner's back.
This be true, Kaldur and Dick are homosexuals. Dick, being the only one out the closet, contrary to the dark skinned male who chose to keep that secrets. And to make matters bittersweet, Kaldur harbors feelings for Superboy.
The bell rang, dick sighed and began to break into a sprint. He cursed the school for having all his classes all over the place. He didn't even like his fifth period. Aside from the horde of Wally and Conner fangirls, he had six gang members, five drug dealers, seven drug addicts, and two suspected ho's. The one upside was Marluxia, a flowery, overly androgynous, pink-haired male. He was a ticking time bomb of homosexual-ness and effloresce. And Larxene, who was a cynical, high voiced, antenna haired, superbitch, who when was mad, would crash down upon you with the force of a thousand PMSing suns. And to his dismay, they were absent due to the departure of the bus headed to Washington D.C for an orchestra trip.
Dick just selected the seat at the rear of the classroom and put his head down for a nap, knowing he wasn't missing anything.
He slept dreamlessly, and was awoke by the faint shaking of someone shaking his shoulder, he looked up and viewed none other than Wally West, who wasn't even in this class. He gathered his items, mumbled a low thanks at the teen and hurried out the room. He silently cursed him for putting him through all that shit about him being gay in middle school, and thanked the gods that it stopped and Wally had been to preoccupied with being a pussy magnet to bother him. The lunch bell sounded, much to his dismay. Oh know he was hungry, Hungry enough to eat a cow fork optional. It was just the group from across the isle, AKA the Preps. He hated them all. All they were was an over populated colony of sluts and boys too afraid to come out of the closet from of fear that they wont have any fucking friends. On the down-low, they were called Wonderbread Town, cuz the boys didn't have any meat, and the girls ain't got no cheese. And guess who made themselves the center of that dreaded colony? Wally West. And to make matters worse, he had a large medieval-era goblet, with the words PIMP, spelled out in red and gold stones. The table was set like that dinner scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, with the freckled redhead at the far end of the table.
He mentally griped as Wally raised his goblet up and began to tell one of his patented tall tales. Dick knew teenage angst lowered his sperm count, but he was gonna shove that cup so far up his ass, you will be able to see it out his mouth.
"Wonderful" Dick said with a smirk.
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Dick cranked the engine over of his 2011 Mini Cooper. Be pulled down the passengers side mirror, and made sure that a copy of his permit was folded tightly under the cover. He pulled down the mirror in front of him and proceeded to remove his brown contacts,(Bruce forced him to don them as means for protection.) he cursed Mathletes to the very pits of he'll as he pulled onto the street and yelled;"WHO THE HELL WANTS TO STAY AT SCHOOL TILL NINE O MUTHERFUCKIN CLOCK ON A FRIDAY!" he crammed his Nirvana CD into the slot and began to sing "Rape Me." and he knew, that somewhere in Gotham, Bruce was pacing, wondering if Dick had been kidnapped.
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After saying hi to Alfred and checking to see if Bruce was home, (he was not) he shucker off his converse and flopped onto his bed. He stared at the ceiling, letting his mind wander to things pertaining to school and the otherwise. He heard the door creak open and out of sheer instinct, flipped off the bed and onto the floor, and took a Northern Shaolin stance.
Alfred, for a moment looked completely starstruck. He shook that look from his face, thinking he should be used to it by now."You have a visitor, a Wallace West."
For the second time that day, something inside Dick snapped. What he wanted to know was; why the hell was Wally West, Wally Fucking West, at his house at ten o clock on a damn Friday. He came to two conclusions. The first was, He was looking for M'gann's house. He be damned to heavy hell if he'd tell that womanizer where that poor emerald skinned girl lived. He'd corrupt her, no doubt. It was either that, or he was looking for Bruce to see if he could make his slut ass some sex money. Dick chuckled at the mental image of Wally wearing the hooker makeup, door knocker earnings, a tube top, feather boa, miniskirt, fish nets, press on acrylic nails, and knee highs, leaned over in the drivers side window of Bruce's car, asking him if he wanted a Cleveland steamer. oh he was gonna have to tell that one to Artemis. She'd end up giving birth, due to a severe case of laughter.
He crammed on his sunglasses, and pushed on some flip-flops, and met Wally at the door.
"What do you want, West?"
Wally's emerald eyes brightened at he sight of the teen, "Well hello to you gorgeous."
"If your gonna be a dipshit, I'll just go back inside."
"Wait!" for a second his voice was stricken with despair. "Just walk with me."
Dick let out an exasperated sigh, and followed the redhead, they stopped at a concrete formation, no thicker than five inches, and it was about six feet long. Dick hopped atop it and began to flip and twist as if it was a balance beam.
"How do you do that shit?"
"hush Nicki Minaj." he flipped off the makeshift balance beam. "Now, what do you want?"
Wally's face fell and eye contact was broken. "I know I've put you through a shot about your sexuality during middle school, but I just didn't know what do!" "I mean, when I finally realized, I felt nothing but guilt and regret, and I wanted to apologize but I knew you hated me, and-"
"Get to the point."
"Grayson, I love you."
TBC
M.S.-Cliffhanger HAWHAWHAWHAW!
DVSRY- mmmmhmmm, if we get snatched up in the street for this cliffhanger shit, imma kick your ass in.
R.C.-TAMPONS.