It's short and it makes no sense but some of you may enjoy it anyway. Dedicated to Kass, who is crazy about the Witcher and Iorveth. Thanks to me, of course.
„Roche, relax. I don't care with whom you sleep or who you fuck. Seriously, do as you like and do whoever you like."
„Shut up, Geralt! If anyone will know about it, I will cut off your balls and make you eat them. Understand that?"
„Why so serious, Roche? I told you, it's none of my business."
„Then we're good."
„But I have to ask one thing... Why Iorveth? I mean... I thought that the two of you were, kind of, I don't know... enemies? Wanting to kill each other?"
„And who told you that something has changed about it? I still want to kill him and he wants to kill me."
„Everyone has their kink, I suppose."
„I told you to shut up, witcher."