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Apollo's Frustrations

Apollo walked across the museums serenely, as he observed the ancient greek artifacts that adorned the shelves. Spotting his favorite demigod, he quickly walked over as he said a quick 'hi'

"Oh lord Apollo, how have you been?" Percy asked, wondering what the God of Healing was doing here.

"Nothing, just admiring some art," Apollo said, his eyebrow twitching as he saw Percy's incredulous look.

"He-llo! Self-proclaimed God of the Arts here!" Apollo said proudly, earning a sigh from Percy.

Although, Apollo had to grit his teeth as he heard Athena's annoying know-it-all voice reminding him of WHO exactly was the God/Goddess of the Arts.

"Gimme a break... God of the Arts," Apollo snickered as he heard a snarl from Athena.

Then, Percy called Apollo over, saying that he saw a sculpture of yours truly, the Awesome God of Poetry himself. Apollo was so excited, he couldnt help but recite a haiku

'The museum's cold
Percy calls me over
There's a sculpture of me!'

He had to ignore the snickering mortals and their insolent whispers of 'What a horrible poet'.

Then, when he went over to Percy, his mood instantly soured. Percy couldnt stop snickering as he observed his godly friend, whose eyebrow was twitching as he looked down. Percy eyed the statue, reviewing it.

"It isnt that bad, Lord Apollo," Percy said.

"Don't patronize me!" Apollo said angrily, as Percy continued with a smirk.

"Though it has a-" Percy said.

"Don't say it!" Apollo said warningly, his eyes flashing.

"A small dick," Percy said flatly.

Apollo could only growl as he eyed the demigod, who was running and howling with laughter.

"FUCK YOU ATHENA!"

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