This one is shorter than my "Death" themed story. But what do you expect. I can't think of much things to say in this one so deal with it. So this is the first emotion, Birth. Again, Kenny McCormick gets to tell us the story. Next I'll upload number 22, Knife, so look out for that one. So here's the story, hope you like it.

Birth. Most call it the beauty of nature. I call it an everyday event. I'm Kenny McCormick, the immortal. I die almost everyday and then I'm born again. First you asked me what death was like. Now you want to know what birth is like. It's not like I'm as smart as I am now when I'm born again. I'm still the same old stupid baby you were when you came out, but let;s not let that get in the way of our magnificent story, shall we?

Ok. So we all know that you start in your mom's uterus. I guess it's fine in there. I was supposed to do it as a stunt, but then I got arrested before I could make it to my show. But that's not the point. Yea, it's warm in there and such, but it's boring as hell. After about 9 months of just staying there, you feel water rush around you.

It's kind of like a water slide, I guess. Then you start getting shoved repeatedly. Yea, it hurts like hell. You slowly make your way into the light and it hurts your eyes so you start crying like a little baby. (Wow. Didn't see that coming...)

Now I'm not sure what it's like in other hospitals, but in Hell's Pass, there is screaming all around you. Doctors who don't know what the fuck to do are running around screaming. Then the one doctor who can act like he knows what he's doing, cleans you off and wraps you in a warm blanket. But before he does that, he goes all pedo on you and studied your junk.

When he's done, he heads you to your parents, in which my case, they say, "Aww, it looks just like Kenny."

Then my dad says, "What should we name it?"

Followed by my mom saying, "We should name it Kenny."

They agree and then ask how many times it has happened, resulting in a lower number than in actuality.

So, that's what's birth like. Remember, this is all made up. I have no fucking clue what the hell birth feels like and I don't know where you got the idea that I would know.

Nice and short. Now don't you think of that pervertedly . Look out for "Knife".

This story is and always will be finished. Do not follow this story, please. You can still favorite and review, but following is definitely not the way to go. Thanks for reading,

Shadow_Right