A/N: I'm bored and I need to write something. Since I can't think of anything for the fic I'm working on now you're gonna have to bear with me for...however many miutes you'll be reading this...

Roxas awoke with a gasp, his face beaded with drops of sweat. As he rubbed his eyes he sighed as he realised he was awake. He looked to his left to look at the time and found himself looking at the thing he least expected to see...

It was Marluxia. He was lying shirtless on that side of the bed. His long pink hair was scattered on the pillow his head was on. Seeing this made Roxas's left eye start twitching like crazy.

He closed his eyes and shook his head. He clutched his head as he started to say to himself, "I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming..."

He opened his eyes to look to his left and found Marluxia was gone. He got a scared look in his eyes as he saw what lay there in his place...

It was a cute little yellow mouse with long pointy ears and a zigzag-shaped tail. It had red circles on its cheeks and as Roxas stared at it he felt like he was sinking...

He was underwater. Surprisingly he could still breathe. The mouse was there with him but now it had angry red eyes and it sent out a jolt of electricity at him. With him being underwater the effect was tenfold as the water conducted all of the electricity. He felt like he was fainting...

But he quickly opened his eyes and found himself in a fishtank. He saw a clownfish swim by him. As he was going to reach out to it a jet of bubbles burst out from a volcano under him and pushed him high over the surface of the water...

And he landed on a metal clothesline with his crotch and pased out with the pain...

And he woke up to find himself looking at a green goat. It changed into a green chipmunk and bit his ear, making him scream out in pain. He shoved it off and got hit on the head with a beam of green energy...

As he turned back he found himself looking into a T-Rex's open mouth. Instantly he summoned his keyblade and hit it...with a squeak? He realised he was holding a rubber chicken and apparently that had really ticked off Mama T-Rex. She roared and Roxas was hurled back into a stone wall...

And he fell into a kid's room through a broken door. Expecting something bad to happen he got under the bed. There he found himself looking into a pair of blazing yellow eyes. He rolled out from under the bed and got ready to face the attacker. Seconds later a cat walked out from under the bed. Roxas facepalmed...

And looking up he saw a pirate with an wyepatch looking at him. He pushed Roxas and he fell into the water under him...

And hit solid ground. He got up rubbing his head. He looked at the ground and saw a million tiny people looking up at him. One little man stabbed him in the foot with a toothpick-sized sspear. Roxas closed his eyes and creamed out in pain...

And opened them to see a swordfish stuck to his foot. He slapped it and it shot off his foot only to bounce back against a rock and stab him again...

And he found himself lying bloody on the ground with a keyblade sticking out of his thigh. He didn't feel pain as he looked up at the sky. He blinked and opened his eyes again to look at a hyena napping at his face...

And he woke up with a gasp, his face beaded with drops of sweat. He looked at the ceiling, felt his thigh, his foot, and checked whether hi head was till intact. It was over and he turned to his left smiling at...

"Hey Roxas"

"Hey J Lo. Good morning!"

A/N: ...uh, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is... :P